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    (Original post by HearTheThunder)
    :rofl: :toofunny: Ok I was arguing with this chav earlier... and apparently I am a quote: 'posh git' because I used the word 'elaborate'. Does anyone else find it really annoying when people think using words over 6 letters long is "posh"?
    I love the word elaborate. It's one of my favourites
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    (Original post by Markus)
    Lil j because you were so close which one from e -enders was it
    Ian Beale, nah, i dunno...Grant?
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    cant say i really mind them
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    (Original post by visesh)
    She has informants, everywhere:eek:
    That would be because I am the most popular person on TSR!!

    [or because the people I chose to talk to are TSR geeks!! :p:]
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    (Original post by Lil_J)
    Ian Beale, nah, i dunno...Grant?
    yes well done - rep for you
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    (Original post by Markus)
    yes well done - rep for you
    Is it? i won something. Yay!
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    (Original post by HearTheThunder)
    ohh yeah and these really bad insults:

    Chav 1 says:
    id smak u but s*** splatters
    Me says:
    what cereal packet did you read that off?
    :rofl: :rofl:

    keep these convo 'snippets' coming!
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    (Original post by HearTheThunder)
    ohh yeah and these really bad insults:

    Chav 1 says:
    id smak u but s*** splatters
    Me says:
    what cereal packet did you read that off?
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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    Damn, ramroff you got there the ahead of me! Lol!
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    (Original post by davidnefs)
    Know what you mean about the name thing. I was at an athletics comp recently and a mum shouted at her girl "come 'ere Destiny". Destiny! Sort it out.
    *cough* choke :rofl: :rofl:
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    (Original post by davidnefs)
    Know what you mean about the name thing. I was at an athletics comp recently and a mum shouted at her girl "come 'ere Destiny". Destiny! Sort it out.
    seriously? lol lol :rofl: :rofl: brilliant.
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    (Original post by Markus)
    yes well done - rep for you
    I'm surprised that highly intellectual people that this site attracts would be familiar with the characters of a mere soap opera. :rolleyes:

    Why aren't they reading Richardson's Clarissa or something?
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    one thing i find tends to aggravate a chav is to feign a foreign nationality, when they can barely speak their own language a foreign one tends to baffle them.
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    (Original post by Lirael Abhorsen)
    one thing i find tends to aggravate a chav is to feign a foreign nationality, when they can barely speak their own language a foreign one tends to baffle them.
    oh yeah i started speaking french and they said "wtf is that!!!"
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    Lol yes hearthethunder! my friend lives next to a play park where many a chav can be located... we pretended to be german exchange students and they started talking back to us in poorly pronounced french.. "palez voo onglez?"
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    Did you know that chav language is actually similar to that of norwegian? Im being deadly serious.
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    in what ways? i know when both speak it sounds like death threats.
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    (Original post by Markus)
    Did you know that chav language is actually similar to that of norwegian? Im being deadly serious.
    Funny you should say that - when I saw some of their sentences earlier I thought they were speaking Dutch for a moment

    "waat r u speekin bout!"
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    (Original post by ramroff)
    in what ways? i know when both speak it sounds like death threats.
    I dont know, i went to stay with someone in carlisle and he said that the chav language is similar to that of norwegian, something to do with the pronunciation of words etc.
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    Phil86 and my conversation with a chav
    neal says:
    asl
    Chris says:
    are you a chav?
    neal says:
    r u
    Chris says:
    nope
    neal says:
    asl
    neal says:
    babe
    neal says:
    yeh im a chav why
    neal says:
    talk
    Chris says:
    what do you call a female chav in a white tracksuit?
    neal says:
    dunno
    Chris says:
    bride
    neal says:
    lol
    neal says:
    where u from
    Chris says:
    england
    neal says:
    where bowts
    neal says:
    ay
    neal says:
    hello
    Chris says:
    hello
    neal says:
    where in uk
    Chris says:
    s.e.
    neal says:
    wat area (this bit cracked me up)
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni has been added to the conversation.

    Chris says:
    lol, read top bit
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    hehe
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    ello
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    whoes this?
    neal says:
    neal u
    Chris says:
    alright neal
    Chris says:
    or neil?
    Chris says:
    lol
    neal says:
    neal
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    hmm
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    i'm a londoner
    neal says:
    how old are u both
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    i'm 18
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    yourself?
    Chris says:
    17
    neal says:
    17
    neal says:
    u got pics
    Chris says:
    lol
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    are you a male?
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    neal?
    neal says:
    yeh
    Chris says:
    hehe
    neal says:
    wat r u's
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    are you gay
    Chris says:
    lmao
    neal says:
    no why u a man
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    why do you want my pic!
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    course!
    neal says:
    no way
    Chris says:
    he wants to see your bling
    Chris says:
    lol
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    batty
    neal says:
    why u add me
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    i didn't
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    chris did
    neal says:
    eeeeeeeewwwwww u fukin gay fuk
    Chris says:
    haha
    neal says:
    piss of
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    you're the one asking for my pic
    Chris says:
    tsr have to be informed
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    if anything you are the gay one!
    neal says:
    fuk u u muppet
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    are you a chav?
    Chris says:
    chavster
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    rumour has it you are?
    neal says:
    come to my area y will get fuked up m8
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    batty boi
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    yes blad
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    lol
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    what else do chavs say
    Chris says:
    http://www.chavscum.co.uk/forum/arch...hp/t-6298.html

    neal has left the conversation.

    Chris says:
    read top bit
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    lol
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:

    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    was fun
    Chris says:
    read link
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    lol
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:

    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    was hilarious!
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:

    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    he left
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    lol
    Chris says:
    neal the pervert
    Chris says:
    lol
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    lol
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    wanted my pic!
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    was like wtf!
    Long summer of nothingness! bring on uni says:
    gay chav
 
 
 

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