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    Righto, the story goes something like this.
    Whilst sitting in the garden one night talking with my better half, she is eating a bag of crisps and spilling them everywhere. I decided to do the sensible thing and help her out by tipping the remainder of the contents over her head. Thats all fine, bit of a laugh. However I'm a heavy sleeper, and wake up the next morning with bright purple nail polish on all of my nails. I've since managed to get the stuff off my finger nails, and have given up on the toes. Is this fair? I mean, doesn't it seem like flicking a pencil at someone and having a cricket bat come hurtling toward you in return? Opinions please people.
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    Heh.
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    (Original post by Sire)
    Righto, the story goes something like this.
    Whilst sitting in the garden one night talking with my better half, she is eating a bag of crisps and spilling them everywhere. I decided to do the sensible thing and help her out by tipping the remainder of the contents over her head. Thats all fine, bit of a laugh. However I'm a heavy sleeper, and wake up the next morning with bright purple nail polish on all of my nails. I've since managed to get the stuff off my finger nails, and have given up on the toes. Is this fair? I mean, doesn't it seem like flicking a pencil at someone and having a cricket bat come hurtling toward you in return? Opinions please people.
    Lol, I think you have to laugh it off. It's very fair.
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    Lol, I think you have to laugh it off. It's very fair.
    Ooh, I'm trying to think of a fun way to reciprocate the malice...
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    Ooh, I'm trying to think of a fun way to reciprocate the malice...
    Lol.
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    (Original post by gemgems89)
    Lol.
    How about.... hiding behind her and, when she least expects it, jumping out and shouting "BOO!".

    Hehehe.
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Ooh, I'm trying to think of a fun way to reciprocate the malice...
    Please do. I was thinking of perhaps a little face painting. She would look really good at the grocery store with a tigers face painted on hers. However, that is basically copying her idea. I'm stuck.
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    How about.... hiding behind her and, when she least expects it, jumping out and shouting "BOO!".

    Hehehe.
    Ya know... thats just strange enough to work
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    (Original post by Sire)
    Ya know... thats just strange enough to work
    I have a wonderful idea for a prank. Tell me, does your girlfriend have a computer she regularly uses? If so, could you get access to it?

    (btw, this doesn't involve putting a virus / porn on her computer - just in case you were wondering).
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    I have a wonderful idea for a prank. Tell me, does your girlfriend have a computer she regularly uses? If so, could you get access to it?

    (btw, this doesn't involve putting a virus / porn on her computer - just in case you were wondering).
    Yeah, she wants me to format the thing for her, but she rarely uses the net and my computer is a little bit too far away to jump to and from.
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    (Original post by Sire)
    Yeah, she wants me to format the thing for her, but she rarely uses the net and my computer is a little bit too far away to jump to and from.
    Well, if you're feeling cunning, I have a masterfully devious plan that you might like to hear...

    Basically, on MS Word, change the auto-correct options so that certain words are auto-corrected into something else by the computer. Suggestions include changing 'he' to 'she', 'I' to 'you' or 'me' to 'melon-head'.
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Well, if you're feeling cunning, I have a masterfully devious plan that you might like to hear...

    Basically, on MS Word, change the auto-correct options so that certain words are auto-corrected into something else by the computer. Suggestions include changing 'he' to 'she', 'I' to 'you' or 'me' to 'melon-head'.
    heh heh heh, i ve done that at college, oh you should have seen the printouts....

    either that or swap the keys on the keyboard around
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Well, if you're feeling cunning, I have a masterfully devious plan that you might like to hear...

    Basically, on MS Word, change the auto-correct options so that certain words are auto-corrected into something else by the computer. Suggestions include changing 'he' to 'she', 'I' to 'you' or 'me' to 'melon-head'.
    Lol, or you could try the famous bucket on the door trick. Then she'll get wet, very wet.

    I've also heard, when she's asleep, put her little finger in water.
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Well, if you're feeling cunning, I have a masterfully devious plan that you might like to hear...

    Basically, on MS Word, change the auto-correct options so that certain words are auto-corrected into something else by the computer. Suggestions include changing 'he' to 'she', 'I' to 'you' or 'me' to 'melon-head'.
    I love it, thanks. The same can be done with Microsoft Works too can't it? Pretty sure she has a thing for that proggy
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    (Original post by gemgems89)

    I've also heard, when she's asleep, put her little finger in water.

    What does that do...?
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    Lol, or you could try the famous bucket on the door trick. Then she'll get wet, very wet.

    I've also heard, when she's asleep, put her little finger in water.
    ah yes, if you mean the trick of making someone piss themselves in their sleep. Basically take some water, about 28-30 degrees celcius, and place tips of fingers in it, going to the 2nd knuckle. Be ready to run
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    ah yes, if you mean the trick of making someone piss themselves in their sleep. Basically take some water, about 28-30 degrees celcius, and place tips of fingers in it, going to the 2nd knuckle. Be ready to run
    Although not a good idea if you're sharing a bed with her.
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    (Original post by Sire)
    ah yes, if you mean the trick of making someone piss themselves in their sleep. Basically take some water, about 28-30 degrees celcius, and place tips of fingers in it, going to the 2nd knuckle. Be ready to run

    Why have I never heard of that before?!! Right, next time my little brother annoys me he'd better watch out...
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    (Original post by Sire)
    ah yes, if you mean the trick of making someone piss themselves in their sleep. Basically take some water, about 28-30 degrees celcius, and place tips of fingers in it, going to the 2nd knuckle. Be ready to run
    Getting a person wrecked and then leaving them on a mortuary slab is always fun.
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Getting a person wrecked and then leaving them on a mortuary slab is always fun.
    I was thinking of leaving her handcuffed to the sign outside the post office after a night out on the town. Thought better of it though.
 
 
 
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