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    if you ever got a problem, come to us and the family will make sure the problems sorted

    the guilty party will be found and smacked on the bonce

    wanna join? you gotta show me some respect

    Mafia
    Scubar - The GreatGodfather
    2+2=5 - Godfather
    Beekeeper/Doctor BadAss - Head Wiseguy
    deej2 - Muscle/drinks maker/PR Man
    GG - Beekeepers "Lady Of Leisure"
    xBellax - Driver
    BlueAngel - Don's daughter who gets kidnapped and gets rescued by a handsome guy, or in the real world by some real ugly kid, and GG's gossiping best friend
    Trixx - Wiseguy
    NDGAARONDI - Financer
    HearTheThunder - Hatchet Heary
    WildThing - Random Assassin
    tammy_girl - Femme Fatalle
    xxhayleyxx - Pole dancer/ Expert sniper rifle assassin

    Right, new idea, a hit list...

    Hit List
    1. Ramroff (being too obnoxious about his precious southern society)
    1. Northumbrian
    2. Horrorboy
    3. objectivism
    4. Octavius (general *****iness, apparently)
    5. Victoria Beckham (need i say more)
    6. Mahmud
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    i know the mods are the main police but why don't you come here for your little crimes, like insults and disputes, and other more serious stuff like e-stalking, e-murder and e-arson

    the guilty party will be found and smacked on the bonce

    anybody with me?
    Count me in. Always up for some crime-busting.
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    Sure, call me Doctor Bee, i am a well known hitman in these parts.

    I specialise in *******ing members for making spelling mistakes, and generally insulting everyone
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    I am actually the Don, and all trafficking has to go through me. Or you will be whacked.

    Kapeesh?
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    fine, you be the don, i'll be the comish and we'll be in cahoots together,

    capisce?
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    (Original post by 2 + 2 = 5)
    I am actually the Don, and all trafficking has to go through me. Or you will be whacked.

    Kapeesh?
    *whips*

    Get oudddda here!

    wheres the maaarny?
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    Actually, my title can be Doctor Spell-check. :rolleyes:

    Edit: Naw, that sounds too soft, and doesn't convey my bad-ass image :p:
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    Guys does that mean you'll help me come face to face with my stalker?
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    yep, give us a name and we'll take him out (hopefully)
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    (Original post by Xanthe)
    Guys does that mean you'll help me come face to face with my stalker?
    Do you want him dead or alive?

    *starts loading shotgun*
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    i think alive, more fun that way

    *sets taser to fun*
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    (Original post by Beekeeper)
    Do you want him dead or alive?

    *starts loading shotgun*
    I want him...alive.
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    I will be available for fraud and deception. (oh and avenging E-Murders etc)
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    My stalker has just come online now...
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    if only you knew
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    (Original post by MattG)
    if only you knew
    What? :confused:
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    (Original post by Xanthe)
    I want him...alive.
    I see, well then this will be difficult, but i endeavour to do my duty.

    *takes Gordon Ramsay mask and climbs into waiting jeep outside*

    Oh ****

    *jumps around side of jeep*

    *notices man hiding behind defenceless old lady over the road*

    *lines up shotgun*

    BOOMPH! Shot point blank, right between the eyes.

    *scurries over road and drags man into back of jeep and shoves in boot*

    GET OUDDA HEEERE!

    *jeep speeds off down road towards the beekeeper helipad down at beekeeper bay*
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    you mean you'll commit fraud and deception?

    :damnmate:
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    you mean you'll commit fraud and deception?

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    Against the criminals, of course. :rolleyes: sign me up
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    My stalker is online now...help me :eek: :p:
 
 
 
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