The Student Room Group
Reply 1
make a funny video about them:wink:
visesh
make a funny video about them:wink:


I am not making any more videos!

yet...
Reply 3
go up to them and say "i like you"
Reply 4
Say "You're hot, I'm single..." and go from there. :biggrin:
:rofl: read my post, especially the blatently obvious bit again
Reply 6
HearTheThunder
:rofl: read my post, especially the blatently obvious bit again


go up to them and say "i dislike you"

they'll surely realise you are employing "cunning misdirection"
Reply 7
HearTheThunder
:rofl: read my post, especially the blatently obvious bit again


Oh... oops. :rolleyes:
Reply 8
HearTheThunder
that you like someone? :rolleyes: and I don't want to be blatently obvious about it...


I had a friend start a rumor :p: It got around to him quickly...
HearTheThunder
that you like someone? :rolleyes: and I don't want to be blatently obvious about it...



If you dn't then the laws of probability state that at some point they will return your liking. Of course, they may die in the meantime and if you're not into necrophilia then it may not be a good way to go about it. Why not just be blatent?

MB
musicbloke
If you dn't then the laws of probability state that at some point they will return your liking. Of course, they may die in the meantime and if you're not into necrophilia then it may not be a good way to go about it. Why not just be blatent?

MB


Turn your speakers up. Do you hear ticking?
Reply 11
I can:eek:
visesh
I can:eek:


OMG!
Reply 13
Oh, are we playing the alternative answers game now?

The solution, in your case, is to become so large as to develop your own gravitational pull. This can easily be done through overeating, self-inflation, the wearing of large suits of armour, and other such wholesome activities.

Once this is done to a great enough extent, the laws of physics then state that the girl will come hurtling towards you, and she will recognise her great attraction to yourself, even if not realising the reciprocation.

However, I must advise you to perform this only in open spaces, and therefore away from large, unsecured objects.