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Guys, if you're desperate for a one night stand, do you go for the less pretty ones.. watch

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    lmao no way will i ever sleep with a girl "below my standards". I can wait.
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    I'm never desperate so no.
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    (Original post by fox_the_fix)
    I'm never desperate so no.
    So you've NEVER tried fat girl rodeo. It's a good work out man, specially if she's on top, but you can get cramp (I don't advise it without 500ml of vodka having been consumed that night though)
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    You're in a differen mindset when drunk and you haven't got your **** wet in a while.

    You will pretty much do it a lot more than you think you would, its lucky I have great self control on things like this.
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    (Original post by n0c0ntr0l)
    So you've NEVER tried fat girl rodeo. It's a good work out man, specially if she's on top, but you can get cramp (I don't advise it without 500ml of vodka having been consumed that night though)
    Never :o: I just don't think I would be able to get it up lol.
    I would probably let her give me dome, but allow anything else.


    Apparently fat chicks give the best head :dontknow:
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    (Original post by fox_the_fix)
    Never :o: I just don't think I would be able to get it up lol.
    I would probably let her give me dome, but allow anything else.


    Apparently fat chicks give the best head :dontknow:
    Tis not a lie.

    And the problem isn't getting up, it's keeping up, try as you might to imagine your fav porno, you still open your eyes and realise it's not.
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    (Original post by n0c0ntr0l)
    So you've NEVER tried fat girl rodeo. It's a good work out man, specially if she's on top, but you can get cramp (I don't advise it without 500ml of vodka having been consumed that night though)
    :lolwut:

    I would never compromise on standards personally

    I'd just hate myself in the morning
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    (Original post by n0c0ntr0l)
    Tis not a lie.

    And the problem isn't getting up, it's keeping up, try as you might to imagine your fav porno, you still open your eyes and realise it's not.
    sounds rough.
    Would be pretty amusing to just zip up and leave once she's finished me off :cool:
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    (Original post by a_t)
    :lolwut:

    I would never compromise on standards personally

    I'd just hate myself in the morning
    Like I said, half a litre of vodka.
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    (Original post by n0c0ntr0l)
    Nope, don't need to anyways, if you are desperate for sex, get a **** buddy. Then you can go out simply with the intention to have fun cause you know you'll get sex no matter what.
    how easy is it to get a **** buddy though? I'm a male 1st year and I would like one but is it that easy to find one? I haven't tried finding one, so is it easy?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    how easy is it to get a **** buddy though? I'm a male 1st year and I would like one but is it that easy to find one? I haven't tried finding one, so is it easy?
    Hook up with a girl at a club, tell her you want nothing serious. Have outstanding sex, tell her it was awesome and you should totally aim for a repeat. get her number. And try again some other time.

    The bold part is very important.
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    (Original post by n0c0ntr0l)
    Hook up with a girl at a club, tell her you want nothing serious. Have outstanding sex, tell her it was awesome and you should totally aim for a repeat. get her number. And try again some other time.

    The bold part is very important.
    so what you're saying is it relies on my performance with her, and then of course it will be subjective on the girl whether it was good sex or not? I would need to be tipsy enough but not too drunk it wrecks everything. that could be so hard because my sexual experience is quite low
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    so what you're saying is it relies on my performance with her, and then of course it will be subjective on the girl whether it was good sex or not? I would need to be tipsy enough but not too drunk it wrecks everything. that could be so hard because my sexual experience is quite low
    Take an anatomy lesson or two. Trust, you'll learn a whole lot. Anyways, yeah, don't even be tipsy, limit your alcohol intake really. Oh and secondly, it doesn't have to be a girl from a club, there just needs to be lots of attraction between you two and not all that much friendship.
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    (Original post by n0c0ntr0l)
    Take an anatomy lesson or two. Trust, you'll learn a whole lot. Anyways, yeah, don't even be tipsy, limit your alcohol intake really. Oh and secondly, it doesn't have to be a girl from a club, there just needs to be lots of attraction between you two and not all that much friendship.
    where do I get an anatomy lesson?:confused: on your second point, I do more often than not get some girls who look at me or stare at me in clubs, libraries and other public places but I am poor at picking up signals and quite unconfident. would they be the type of girls?
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    wikipedia should help out

    get confident. approach those girls. if you have girls staring at you and you aren't hideously ugly, they think you look decent. If you want to test out signals, just smile, if they smile back or blush and turn away, then jump in and start flirting with them.
 
 
 
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