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    Probably kiss and shag the reflection of myself in the mirror.
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    Some D.I.Y.........
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    ****, piss standing up, **** someone then find a way to stay as a man full time
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    (Original post by tropical-twist3)
    Fan of **** are we? :perv:
    Only if I was a girl. :p:
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    lol at this thread! :P
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    I'd take nude pictures of myself, so that when I became a guy again I could perv on myself.
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    Shave my legs and pits just to see how the smoothness felt
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    (Original post by tropical-twist3)
    Cry on the inside about how I can't cry on the outside about how I'm a horrible smelly boy. Then get a blow job.
    If only it was that easy.
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    Masturbate a lot. And if I was attractive, I'd use it to get some sex, so then I'd know how to pleasure a woman big time. :ahee: Oh, and I'd look at my boobs all day.
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    I knew everyone's just gonna say masturbate. Same with me too . It'd just be interested to see what it's like to have a **** :sexface:
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    Slap a slut in the face. With my ****.
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    (Original post by FormerlyHistoryStudent)
    Chore? Why do you want it so often then? :p:
    Do you mean men in general, or have you been following me around Swansea for quite some time!? :ninja:
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    (Original post by Hoody555)
    Do you mean men in general, or have you been following me around Swansea for quite some time!? :ninja:
    Yikes :eek: I don't live in Swansea anymore though, and it would be a bit of a commute from Hertfordshire

    Nah, I meant men in general, though a bit tongue in cheek :p:
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    im shy
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    (Original post by a+n+a)
    If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you like to do:perv:?
    I cant imagine myself without King Kong, lol.
    I dont no, id really hate to be a women, i guess women wud say the same about men. It'll never happen so why assume?/?
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    (Original post by FormerlyHistoryStudent)
    Yikes :eek: I don't live in Swansea anymore though, and it would be a bit of a commute from Hertfordshire

    Nah, I meant men in general, though a bit tongue in cheek :p:
    :eek3: You might be using a really good telescope. And sex can be a chore if you want to watch Top Gear instead.
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    (Original post by De Chirico)
    Freeze some eggs and have a child with myself.
    There's always got to be a smart-ass.

    Why can't you just say 'masturbate' like everybody else ey? :hmmm:
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    (Original post by Hoody555)
    :eek3: You might be using a really good telescope. And sex can be a chore if you want to watch Top Gear instead.
    Yeah, technology has really improved these days ...whereabouts do you live? Brynmill, Sketty, Uplands? :p:

    Don't have sex then if you want to watch Top Gear (unless you've already watched about 5 episodes in a row and it's late at night...).... I'm sure she'd rather wait until you didn't have other things on your mind, anyway!
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    (Original post by tropical-twist3)
    OH no I was so so drunk....did I make it down the stairs in one piece? I don't remember, next time tap me and say hello...because I'm in my own little world when I'm drunk!
    Lol didn't think you recognised me and I just realised it was you as I was going past. I was just leaving anyway and was in a rush to get back to my bed so I just smiled and continued on my way :p: Looked good tho
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    (Original post by FormerlyHistoryStudent)
    Yeah, technology has really improved these days ...whereabouts do you live? Brynmill, Sketty, Uplands? :p:

    Don't have sex then if you want to watch Top Gear (unless you've already watched about 5 episodes in a row and it's late at night...).... I'm sure she'd rather wait until you didn't have other things on your mind, anyway!
    Uplands, yay. :shifty:
    If I get gunned down by TSR gangsters, I will blame you for this.

    Even though going by this thread they'll probably be busy masturbating as members of the opposite gender.
 
 
 
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