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    Assuming they were both mad as ****. My money would be on Turk
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    Turk, Cox has a bad back.
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    Turk hands down. Dr Cox can give a good verbal raping but when it comes to the crunch I reckon he'd be pretty tame.
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    Poll?

    And Dr.Cox, of course.

    EDIT- looks like most disagree with me :sad:
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    Cox would in his younger days but as was evidenced in 'My Friend The Doctor', his age is starting to get to him. He'd still have a fair chance, though.

    Mrs Turkleton would beat them both up.

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    You guys are all forgetting about the episode they go running, and Cox trounces him.

    However, either Sean or the Janitor would trounce them both, hands down.
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    Poll is up, get voting *****es
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    The Janitor. :yep:
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    Turk, because he's black. Just saying what everybody's thinking.
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    (Original post by neverumind)
    Turk, because he's black. Just saying what everybody's thinking.
    You have obviously not seen 'His Story III'.

    Dr. Cox: You're black? Because last I checked, you had a nerdy, white best friend, you enjoy Neil Diamond and you damn sure act like a black guy, and these, my friend, are all characteristics of a white guy. Please understand, I'm a big supporter of the NAACP, and if you don't know what that stands for, it is the National Association for the Advancement of Coloured People. And quite frankly, I always thought they should change the "Coloured People" to "African Americans" but then, of course, it wouldn't be the NAACP. It would be the N-Quad-A, or NAAAA, and I know this probably sounds like digression, but it actually leads me back to my original point. Do I think you're black? NAAAAAAHH!
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    (Original post by Sithius)
    You have obviously not seen 'His Story III'.

    Dr. Cox: You're black? Because last I checked, you had a nerdy, white best friend, you enjoy Neil Diamond and you damn sure act like a black guy, and these, my friend, are all characteristics of a white guy. Please understand, I'm a big supporter of the NAACP, and if you don't know what that stands for, it is the National Association for the Advancement of Coloured People. And quite frankly, I always thought they should change the "Coloured People" to "African Americans" but then, of course, it wouldn't be the NAACP. It would be the N-Quad-A, or NAAAA, and I know this probably sounds like digression, but it actually leads me back to my original point. Do I think you're black? NAAAAAAHH!
    such good writing.

    OP Cox is ripped turk is pudgy. No contest.
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    (Original post by Sithius)
    You have obviously not seen 'His Story III'.

    Dr. Cox: You're black? Because last I checked, you had a nerdy, white best friend, you enjoy Neil Diamond and you damn sure act like a black guy, and these, my friend, are all characteristics of a white guy. Please understand, I'm a big supporter of the NAACP, and if you don't know what that stands for, it is the National Association for the Advancement of Coloured People. And quite frankly, I always thought they should change the "Coloured People" to "African Americans" but then, of course, it wouldn't be the NAACP. It would be the N-Quad-A, or NAAAA, and I know this probably sounds like digression, but it actually leads me back to my original point. Do I think you're black? NAAAAAAHH!
    But are you gonna bang doe???
 
 
 
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