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    I can hear screams from his wife!

    Gah, I hate referencing. I don't think I even did it properly.
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    I don't want to get out of my chair yet. This happened yesterday. :sigh:
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    Okay.
    Let's get something sorted.
    There are three main luxuries I have in my life.
    They all go well, hand in hand, tessellating into a nice little pattern from which I can gladly survive on.
    But when you mess with the three luxuries, bad, evil, miscalculated stuff happens.
    The first of the three is:
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    Food.
    Goes without saying, really. You don't eat, you don't live.
    It's pretty much essential to exist. The nicer the food, the better.
    However, the nicer the food, the more sugar/caffeine it tends to contain, which makes me extremely restless.
    Which brings me to my second luxury:
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    Sleep.
    When I eat too much nice food, I can't sleep.
    And coupled with the fact that I'm trying out this new sleeping programme (where I have to sleep at times when I would usually find it hard to get to sleep anyway) I become fidgety and insanely hyper. And most of all, horny...
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    Sex.
    Sex/masturbation/orgasming, the whole category.
    Fap Free February, if you didn't already know, is the most stressful thing a man could ever go through in his life. Women, try having a baby, try getting done up the ass, try getting period pains until you vomit. Nothing compares to the pain of which not ****ing brings.
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    As you can tell. These alterations to life have really made everything much more difficult. While I try and sleep, I lay awake thinking about porn stars I'd like to ****, because I'm indescribably horny all the time. Even when I don't eat, I'm a restless person. So I find it hard to get to sleep. So basically, all I'm doing is laying awake for an hour and a half in my boxers (dangerous) and thinking about sex. This is not good for FFF.
    So I have come to the conclusion that...
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    I don't actually know what my conclusion is...I just felt like writing a novel. Ratings if you actually read it. And for good measure:
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    :sexface:
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    (Original post by maxfire)
    Okay.
    Let's get something sorted.
    There are three main luxuries I have in my life.
    They all go well, hand in hand, tessellating into a nice little pattern from which I can gladly survive on.
    But when you mess with the three luxuries, bad, evil, miscalculated stuff happens.
    The first of the three is:
    Spoiler:
    Show
    Food.
    Goes without saying, really. You don't eat, you don't live.
    It's pretty much essential to exist. The nicer the food, the better.
    However, the nicer the food, the more sugar/caffeine it tends to contain, which makes me extremely restless.
    Which brings me to my second luxury:
    Spoiler:
    Show
    Sleep.
    When I eat too much nice food, I can't sleep.
    And coupled with the fact that I'm trying out this new sleeping programme (where I have to sleep at times when I would usually find it hard to get to sleep anyway) I become fidgety and insanely hyper. And most of all, horny...
    Spoiler:
    Show
    Sex.
    Sex/masturbation/orgasming, the whole category.
    Fap Free February, if you didn't already know, is the most stressful thing a man could ever go through in his life. Women, try having a baby, try getting done up the ass, try getting period pains until you vomit. Nothing compares to the pain of which not ****ing brings.
    Spoiler:
    Show
    As you can tell. These alterations to life have really made everything much more difficult. While I try and sleep, I lay awake thinking about porn stars I'd like to ****, because I'm indescribably horny all the time. Even when I don't eat, I'm a restless person. So I find it hard to get to sleep. So basically, all I'm doing is laying awake for an hour and a half in my boxers (dangerous) and thinking about sex. This is not good for FFF.
    So I have come to the conclusion that...
    Spoiler:
    Show
    I don't actually know what my conclusion is...I just felt like writing a novel. Ratings if you actually read it. And for good measure:
    Spoiler:
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    :sexface:
    :rofl:


    Have you posted that in the actual thread?
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    (Original post by aliluvschoc)
    :rofl:


    Have you posted that in the actual thread?
    No, I just wrote it here. That's a good idea though.
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    (Original post by maxfire)
    Okay.
    Let's get something sorted.
    There are three main luxuries I have in my life.
    They all go well, hand in hand, tessellating into a nice little pattern from which I can gladly survive on.
    But when you mess with the three luxuries, bad, evil, miscalculated stuff happens.
    The first of the three is:
    Spoiler:
    Show
    Food.
    Goes without saying, really. You don't eat, you don't live.
    It's pretty much essential to exist. The nicer the food, the better.
    However, the nicer the food, the more sugar/caffeine it tends to contain, which makes me extremely restless.
    Which brings me to my second luxury:
    Spoiler:
    Show
    Sleep.
    When I eat too much nice food, I can't sleep.
    And coupled with the fact that I'm trying out this new sleeping programme (where I have to sleep at times when I would usually find it hard to get to sleep anyway) I become fidgety and insanely hyper. And most of all, horny...
    Spoiler:
    Show
    Sex.
    Sex/masturbation/orgasming, the whole category.
    Fap Free February, if you didn't already know, is the most stressful thing a man could ever go through in his life. Women, try having a baby, try getting done up the ass, try getting period pains until you vomit. Nothing compares to the pain of which not ****ing brings.
    Spoiler:
    Show
    As you can tell. These alterations to life have really made everything much more difficult. While I try and sleep, I lay awake thinking about porn stars I'd like to ****, because I'm indescribably horny all the time. Even when I don't eat, I'm a restless person. So I find it hard to get to sleep. So basically, all I'm doing is laying awake for an hour and a half in my boxers (dangerous) and thinking about sex. This is not good for FFF.
    So I have come to the conclusion that...
    Spoiler:
    Show
    I don't actually know what my conclusion is...I just felt like writing a novel. Ratings if you actually read it. And for good measure:
    Spoiler:
    Show
    :sexface:
    :rofl:
    I actually read all of that. You're a good writer.
    I didn't realise fapping was such an integral part of being a male.
    Poor you.
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    (Original post by Smeh)
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    I actually read all of that. You're a good writer.
    I didn't realise fapping was such an integral part of being a male.
    Poor you.
    You must be joking

    And thankyou. I pride myself on my written work :yep:
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    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show...3#post23571143

    I owned the moderators :ta:

    (Original post by TheTallOne)
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    I met HearTheThunder yesterday :yep:

    also, are you going to pop?
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    I lol'd. But srsly [at da bold bit]? :lolwut:
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    (Original post by maxfire)
    You must be joking

    And thankyou. I pride myself on my written work :yep:
    Well i knew you liked it...just not like you had to do it.
    I can take it or leave it tbh.
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    Crazy Paving is back.
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    (Original post by + polarity -)
    I lol'd. But srsly [at da bold bit]? :lolwut:
    (Original post by Smeh)
    Well i knew you liked it...just not like you had to do it.
    I can take it or leave it tbh.
    Yes.
    And yes. :yep:
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    (Original post by Crazy Paving)
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    I know. I decided to try and log in for a laugh, and it seems my ban was lifted a few hours early. :king1:

    My usertitle still reads banned though...imma change it.
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    (Original post by + polarity -)
    :lolwut:
    wut?
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    (Original post by maxfire)
    Yes.
    And yes. :yep:
    :lolwut:
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    new page
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    (Original post by Crazy Paving)
    wut?
    Hi.

    How can I persuade myself to get up and do something useful? :hmmmm:
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