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    It's not true. And thanks to Anonymous for copying and pasting that for the nine millionth time. The reason good guys don't get into relationships is because they don't ask. Or when they do and get a rejection they don't ask again. They're perfectly capable of a successful relationship, they just have knight in shining armour syndrome, like most women. As for clingy guys or girls, they're just a nuisance. They're not necessarily bad or good. Bad guys, a lot is said about them. In my experience their confidence gets them a lot of girls, but they go through them in a rush. Anyway, very cliched is this thread. Most of the myth you hear about good guys, bad guys, nice guys, whatever, are exactly that - myth.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I'm an Alpha male

    And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no mattr how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ******* touch her beyond that?

    Yeah, I'm ******* her.

    The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

    Yeah, I'm ******* her too, even harder.

    The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

    Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

    And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic ****. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to **** 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 18 girl who works at ASDA, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to *** on her face before you get those lips near it.

    And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo ********? You're triggering her "Don't ****" instinct something fierce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to **** her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.

    And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the *** out of my ****, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my *** from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.

    And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.

    I'd say you should kill yourself, but you being around makes her want a real man all the more, so keep fagging it up emo *****es, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.
    Cool story Troll.
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    (Original post by BeanofJelly)
    Were you w***ing when you wrote that?

    Honestly I think I could literally hear you pumping and gasping as I read the words.
    It's a copy paste job.
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    I do agree with a lot of that. To be honest, most of my teenage life was learning that lesson the hard way, so I can relate to the more critical parts of the article. It explains the motives behind nice guy-ness quite well.

    It's all very easy to say "well it's a generalisation that doesn't apply in the real world", but overall I'd say it explained things as well as is possible.




    As for Alpha males, IMO they're the opposite extreme, but just as deranged (as the troll has nicely demonstrated). Especially those pick up artist types who think life is some dungeons and dragons game if you learn the rules right, speaking in acronyms & code. It's all a bit geeky whilst trying to make out they're the coolest guys on the block.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    But you still have time to write about it on TSR? I'm suprised. Why don't you go **** yourself you ****?
    Usually I **** girls, so...
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    (Original post by BeanofJelly)
    Were you w***ing when you wrote that?

    Honestly I think I could literally hear you pumping and gasping as I read the words.
    U mad nice guy?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    U mad nice guy?
    I'm female sweetheart
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    (Original post by MarmiteOnToast)
    I agree with you that emotions can't be reduced to actions, but I believe that they can certainly be expressed through actions. I can't read his mind (or anyone's for that matter). There's never going to be any way that anyone can confirm that he loves me, so I'll have to take his words and actions as confirmation. I don't feel that our relationship is threatened in the slightest, I'm just feeling slightly insecure as to why such a 'nice guy' would want to be with someone like me. I think you should gather more background information before declaring that the relationship is weak 'on my end', but thank you for your input
    As defensive as I expected you to be, although I hoped for a bit more.
    Perhaps if you hadn't reacted like you did originally I may not have said it appears to be weak on your end, but hey, good luck to you.
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    i totally agree! :O
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    (Original post by Lizia)
    Oh dear. You've gone from "nice guy" (ie strange, creepy oddball) to "internet philosopher with delusions of uniqueness".
    I presume internet philosophers don't resemble actual philosophers at all.
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    (Original post by BeanofJelly)
    I'm female sweetheart
    So..

    Y u mad bro?
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    (Original post by Rick-Raith)
    Haha, i actually knew that. i am, but take me as being contradictory in almost everything... i am a nice guy, but i have a separate way of doing things etc...
    I have enough confidence, but i actually hate being complimented, except by myslef lol. and though i compliment some women, i actually don't that often which i find weird for myself... i take it more along the lines of trying to suck up to women.

    But just remember, there are very few people out there that actually are like me, and even less are able to understand me
    Please, stay away from all women, and children, stay away from all children as well.
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    (Original post by Lizia)
    Oh dear. You've gone from "nice guy" (ie strange, creepy oddball) to "internet philosopher with delusions of uniqueness".
    I won't go into detail unless you actually really want me to (which there is an obvious answer to that), but if you knew me and had the time to spend with me one on one at any point, and circumstances were different, you would realise what i was meaning
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    (Original post by Davezk)
    I know how to treat a woman such that I get considered a charmer and a gentleman but I'm also called cocky and arrogant... I know that's not good but that's some way off insecure. You can be nice without being a doormat, that's the fundamental difference.
    Seconded.
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    I agree with everything in the OP's post. Obviously there are some genuinely nice people out there (someone called them Good Guys) and some are just as bad at the other end of the spectrum (Bad Guys), but I've dated a "Nice Guy"... massive mistake
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    (Original post by there's too much love)
    Please, stay away from all women, and children, stay away from all children as well.
    A bit harsh don't you think??

    And not sure if you believe children have a good intuition, but most children seem to be cool with me (and no i don't do anything along the lines of a pedophile)
    And there is only one reason why i should stay away from women, but you really wont want to know.
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    Hate guys who worship women. They're 14 kinds of weak and lame
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    (Original post by Rick-Raith)
    A bit harsh don't you think??

    And not sure if you believe children have a good intuition, but most children seem to be cool with me (and no i don't do anything along the lines of a pedophile)
    And there is only one reason why i should stay away from women, but you really wont want to know.
    Dude every post you make makes you sound more and more like a creep, and I can only presume that the girls that are interested in you are either manipulative, or psycho.
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    (Original post by there's too much love)
    As defensive as I expected you to be, although I hoped for a bit more.
    Perhaps if you hadn't reacted like you did originally I may not have said it appears to be weak on your end, but hey, good luck to you.
    My original reaction was merely discomfort that there was such a fitting stereotype when my boyfriend is the only guy like that that I've ever come across. To be fair, I don't think I was being overly defensive considering I'd just had a stranger accuse me of being the weak end of my relationship. I was hardly going to take it sitting down, because I may have a 'nice guy' boyfriend, but I can assure you I'm no 'nice girl' :p:

    Happy sunday
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    (Original post by MarmiteOnToast)
    My original reaction was merely discomfort that there was such a fitting stereotype when my boyfriend is the only guy like that that I've ever come across. To be fair, I don't think I was being overly defensive considering I'd just had a stranger accuse me of being the weak end of my relationship. I was hardly going to take it sitting down, because I may have a 'nice guy' boyfriend, but I can assure you I'm no 'nice girl' :p:

    Happy sunday
    :rolleyes:
 
 
 
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