If not you should and you can read it here: Click here
basically his wife is keeping a note of everything he is saying in his sleep, ohh you got that from the title, well aren't you clever.
Some quite epic qoutes include
"Butt cheeks ahoy! There she blows!"
"Pork chops are most satisfying. Mmmmmmm. Dangle them from the ceiling."
"Oompa loompas don't sing in heaven. They tidy up the clouds."
"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."
"Elephant trunks should be used for elephant things only. Nothing else."
"Badger tickling: proceed with caution"
"Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.... done for."
"Peeing standing up rules!"
[suddenly, upon waking] "Stop the panther!"
it really is a gold mine of quoutes. They were on BBC London a few days back the guy seems really laid back!
Anybody read the sleep talking man blog? watch
- Thread Starter
- 17-01-2010 21:22
- 17-01-2010 21:24
I've been reading it since it started. Love it.
- 17-01-2010 21:29
Meh...I got better things to read.........My sister talks in her sleep, the one night she sat up and was looking at the corner of the room, where I couldn't see and she said, 'how long have you been there?', as though someone was there....TT_____TT
- 17-01-2010 21:32
No, but just started it, it's fantastic
I almost didn't believe it, but I know I say some crazy **** in my sleep. Apparently I once did the entire Boba Fett rap - one of the proudest moments of my life.
- 17-01-2010 21:34
I started a thread on this just the other day
I only found out about it a few days ago and already I'm obsessed
- 17-01-2010 23:09
that made me cry so much, funniest thing in such a long time. Thank you