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    (Original post by Anglerfish)
    Do you have night-vision goggles and some metaldehyde?
    No, but I'm beginning to see the advantages...
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    (Original post by superwolf)
    Judging by the slime trails, I've got a slug or two in my room, and they're hiding out under my bed. Can't be arsed moving the bed, and they only seem to emerge under cover of darkness, so what would be the best/most creative way of luring them out and killing them?
    beer!!!:yep:
    they love the smell of it. put it in a plate or something (enough to drown them in) and when they go to it they drown. they will definitely come as they love the smell of it.
    make them a little ramp or something so they can actually get in the plate.
    random talks by biology teacher finally came in handy
    edit: see you dont want them dead. so dont put too much beer in. when they get on the plate, put it outside. problem solved
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    (Original post by superwolf)
    No, but I'm beginning to see the advantages...
    Failing to prepare...

    (Original post by shrep)
    Slime trails? Yeah it's the slugs.
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    I'm not going to lie... I was expecting this to be a spin-off series of "To Catch A Predator".

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    Beer IS looking the favourite for luring them out in the open, but if I drown them, how will that affect their blowtorchability?
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    (Original post by Undulipodium)
    I'm not going to lie... I was expecting this to be a spin-off series of "To Catch A Predator".

    Slug, paedophile, what's the difference?
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    (Original post by superwolf)
    Beer IS looking the favourite for luring them out in the open, but if I drown them, how will that affect their blowtorchability?
    Negatively as beer is not easily ignited.
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    (Original post by Anglerfish)
    Negatively as beer is not flammable.

    Hmm, anyone know if slugs like vodka?
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    VICTORY, MOTHER-******!

    Being a lazy and unhygienic ******, I didn't follow any of your suggestions and instead just watched and waited. And it has finally paid off. Tonight I caught the *******. He's still alive, although somewhat dried out, so the new question is: how should I kill the ******?

    Should I salt him, pickle him, squish him... or just starve him to death and give him a viking funeral?

    THE SLUG MUST DIE!

    :mob:
 
 
 
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