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    (Original post by ArtGoblin)
    http://www.gizmag.com/go/6320/

    I wouldn't buy this. $40 for a bottle of water!
    Wtf?! Oh my! How silly! :no:
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    I'd buy the ham. But then I do love pork. :coma:
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    I was expecting this thread to be a simple picture of some ham.

    And to think I had even prepared a joke about Spam.
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    (Original post by jackmb)
    Hmm I guess things that were expensive without being any better for it, like solid gold nail clippers. Or a hat made from the fur of an exotic lemur.
    That's a good way to put it, although I'd quite like dead animal skin to warm up my head. :sexface:
    Would you say a flashy car, say a Lamborghini (:dontknow:) was better than your average car?
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    (Original post by Walkin'Butterfly)
    Where's the ham then?


    I WANT THAT HAM YOU PROMISED US!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Contact the BBC; I promised nothing! ... unless of course you send me the money first. :ahee:
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    A TV license.
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    (Original post by Sabertooth)
    I'd buy the ham. But then I do love pork.
    :mmm:

    (Original post by Aack)
    I was expecting this thread to be a simple picture of some ham.

    And to think I had even prepared a joke about Spam.
    Well go on then. No need wasting a good joke! :naughty:
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    (Original post by Finbar21)
    A TV license.
    But that's naughty. The BBC will go bust, and then where will I get my David Attenborough fix?
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    Thats some expensive ham :eek:. I wonder what it tastes like though.
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    *counts with fingers* 70*100=7KG, so 2*70=£140= the price of 7Kg of normal ham...the price is still approximately 10 times as much...
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    designer clothes/shoes/bags etc

    tbh if i was rich my life wouldnt be too much different to now except i would go out more and be able to buy all the things i want and i wouldnt have to worry about paying bills
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    Ugh, some people have more money than sense - it's pathetic that people would even consider purchasing this when there are so many more worthy causes that could do a great deal more with £1800 than a hungry pork fiend!
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    yeh it's fukin ridiculous... i'd never buy **** like that either, no matter how rich i was, i'd just feel like such a prick
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    (Original post by Walkin'Butterfly)
    Where's the ham then?


    I WANT THAT HAM YOU PROMISED US!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    the meat in your mouth as you savour the flavour of murderrrrrr :naughty:
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    (Original post by Joy Division)
    the meat in your mouth as you savour the flavour of murderrrrrr
    Mmmm... meat! :coma:
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    If I was a billionaire, or even just a multi-millionaire, I probably wouldn't blink before pissing away £1800 on a nice leg of ham.

    I think the DNA certificate is a bit OTT though. What do they want buyers to do - have a degree in genetics? :confused:
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    (Original post by Fawn)
    There is a lady who buys iberico chorizo at work every wednesday. I want to stab her with a deli knife.
    don't bother, all that fatty chorizo will block her heart :yep:
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    (Original post by Joy Division)
    the meat in your mouth as you savour the flavour of murderrrrrr :naughty:
    Haha

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    No fear I'm still true to the Moz
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    (Original post by EskimoJo)
    That's a good way to put it, although I'd quite like dead animal skin to warm up my head. :sexface:
    Would you say a flashy car, say a Lamborghini (:dontknow:) was better than your average car?
    I understand the appeal of owning a nice car. Whether or not it's better in any objective sense I don't know. I think that the way we objectivise expensive objects as status symbols is wrong, but I don't think there is anything wrong with a person who takes a huge amount of pleasure from owning a nice car, however much it costs.
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    (Original post by Aphotic Cosmos)
    If I was a billionaire, or even just a multi-millionaire, I probably wouldn't blink before pissing away £1800 on a nice leg of ham.

    I think the DNA certificate is a bit OTT though. What do they want buyers to do - have a degree in genetics? :confused:
    Maybe you could frame the pigs for murder? :yep:
 
 
 
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