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    (Original post by Kagutsuchi)
    You'd be scarred for life if you found out your daughter masturbates with a dildo? :mmm:
    No? (although finding it randomly around the house is a little worse :p: )

    She said her dad was quiet / reserved, hence the scarring thing... personally I couldn't care less what you ladies get up to
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    (Original post by L i b)
    As long as its not one of those two-sets-of-ears, arse-tickling ones.
    Google tells me it is. :beard: But why would this be any different from a just just-for-one-hole dildo?
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    (Original post by Kagutsuchi)
    Google tells me it is. :beard: But why would this be any different from a just just-for-one-hole dildo?
    = scarring
    :p:
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    (Original post by candytreeman)
    No? (although finding it randomly around the house is a little worse :p: )

    She said her dad was quiet / reserved, hence the scarring thing... personally I couldn't care less what you ladies get up to
    Fair enough.

    Pfft. He's had sex before - i'm sure he can handle knowing that his daughter likes both holes at the same time.
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    (Original post by candytreeman)
    = scarring
    :p:
    Read my reply. :mmm:
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    (Original post by Kagutsuchi)
    Fair enough.

    Pfft. He's had sex before - i'm sure he can handle knowing that his daughter likes both holes at the same time.
    Hahahaha.. +rep :p:
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    (Original post by + polarity -)
    You mean this: :dice: much?

    *nervous laughter*
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    I'm sure as a dad he'd rather you use that than go out and shag a load of guys whenever you get horny.
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    (Original post by Kagutsuchi)
    Fair enough.

    Pfft. He's had sex before - i'm sure he can handle knowing that his daughter likes both holes at the same time.
    :zomg:

    *nervous laughter* indeed.
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    (Original post by HyperGiant)
    Girls touch themselves, I'm sure your dad knows this. I wouldn't worry about it. no need to be embarrassed.
    Having a vib is a whole new level of kinkyness


    (Original post by Philosoraptor)
    Can I point out - I have no idea what one looks like and I'm no TSR virgin haha. So is it possible neither does he? Or are these things like dildos - in which case it would be obvious
    Rabbit vibrator is basically the most hardcore and obvious one you can get. It looks like this:

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    Vibrators normally mean you are horny and have no boyfriend to have sex with, or, you have had a boyfriend for a hwile and you're trying to spice up your sex life. Lets hope he thinks its the first reason.
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    (Original post by Moa)
    Having a vib is a whole new level of kinkyness




    Rabbit vibrator is basically the most hardcore and obvious one you can get. It looks like this:

    Just bringing an extra hole into the fray. :dontknow:
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    Would anyone else find it disturbing to look down and see a vibrating plastic bunny on your clit?
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    (Original post by Petit chou)
    Vibrators normally mean you are horny and have no boyfriend to have sex with, or, you have had a boyfriend for a hwile and you're trying to spice up your sex life. Lets hope he thinks its the first reason.
    Umm I don't get how knowing that your daughter is so desperate for pleasure to have a massive rabbit dildo is better than knowing that your daughter is having a satisfying sex life with her boyfriend :confused:
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    (Original post by Moa)
    Umm I don't get how knowing that your daughter is so desperate for pleasure to have a massive rabbit dildo is better than knowing that your daughter is having a satisfying sex life with her boyfriend :confused:
    I guess it depends on how old the OP is and how conservative her dad is.
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    (Original post by Moa)
    Having a vib is a whole new level of kinkyness




    Rabbit vibrator is basically the most hardcore and obvious one you can get. It looks like this:

    Oh ******** that is obvious haha. Ah well, there goes that one.
 
 
 
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