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    I have been dating a girl for about 2 weeks. We started to get into it last night and we were going at it like dogs. The problem was that I started to get a distinct odor of what can only be described as crap, coming from here special opening. In the end, I lost wood and had to pretend that I didnt feel well. How does one say to a girlfriend after 2 weeks 'look im sorry your bum just doesnt smell clean' in a polite manner?
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    How would someone's bum smell clean? Colonic irrigation once a week and an air freshener hung on the sphincter maybe.
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    (Original post by ozzyoscy)
    How would someone's bum smell clean? Colonic irrigation once a week and an air freshener hung on the sphincter maybe.
    Chuckle

    Yeah don't expect it to smell like roses, but if it smells just generally then that is not a good thing.

    There are certain problems that can't be solved with words. No matter what you say about her ass smelling bad she is not going to take kindly to it.

    I know it's harsh but if it were me I would leave her. whatever you do DON'T TELL HER. It will only end in tears.
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    It might only be the one time that it happens (well you HOPE it'll only be the one time).

    But if it does happen again... well..... suggest showering together?!
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    Maybe it was a one-off. If not I can't really think of a diplomatic way of solving it...
 
 
 
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