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    I remember going to a Middlesbrough V Hull City game and the boro fans were singing a rather rude one about Nick Barmby, well it wasn't really about Nick Barmby himself ...
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    When I was a young boy, my father said to me
    Shall we go to Wigwam and watch the rugby?
    I thought and I thought and then I said no
    I'd rather go to Stoke and watch the Aggro
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    what ive heard at chelsea games;

    Spurs are on their way to Auschwitz,
    Hitler's gonna gas 'em again,
    We can't stop them,
    The yids from Tottenham,
    The yids from White Hart Lane

    Oh Spurs are on there way to Auschwitz


    Jermaine Defoe Jermaine Defoe
    You're brother dead got shot in the head
    Jermaine Defoe Jermaine Defoe

    Adebayor Abebayor
    throw him back on the coach
    and shoot him some more
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    As I Brighton fan I've heard more than my fair share of gay chants (not that it bothers me, I find it quite amusing actually).

    I especially like 'does your boyfriend know your here?'

    All the regular 'we hate palarse' related stuff too, and anything related to manure.
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    (Original post by areyoucool/symmetrical?)
    theres this newcastle chant about roy keane getting to 3rd base with his dog - i forget how it goes but its offensive to people with bestial tendencies
    It's "He ***** his dog, Keano" repeated many times. About as offensive as Newcastle fans have ever gotten apart from Mido and his bomb.
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    (Original post by seb22)
    Jermaine Defoe Jermaine Defoe
    Your brother dead got shot in the head
    Jermaine Defoe Jermaine Defoe
    Oh ****, that's so cold. Do they really sing that?
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    your mums your dad your das your mum and your a ******* burnley sruff
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    adeybayor, adeybayooorrr
    his dad is an elephant,
    and his mum is a whore.

    in your liverpool slums is always funny and:
    sign on, sign on
    with a pen, in your hand
    cause you'll never get a job
    YOU'LL never get a job
    in you life.
    (to the tune of you'll never walk alone).

    for some reason when i saw boro chelsea the boro fans were singing
    were just a town full of rent boys,
    a town full of rent boys.
    i have no idea why lol
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    (Original post by gspot92)
    for some reason when i saw boro chelsea the boro fans were singing
    were just a town full of rent boys,
    a town full of rent boys.
    i have no idea why lol
    Yeah for some crazy reason :rolleyes:

    Lampard, you let your children down was pretty good last season. The worst i've heard with my own ears was Millwall singing about Davenports stabbing and Collisons dads death.
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    (Original post by gspot92)


    for some reason when i saw boro chelsea the boro fans were singing
    were just a town full of rent boys,
    a town full of rent boys.
    i have no idea why lol

    Chelsea Rents boys.... By the sounds of it your one of them. They were probabaly saying "your" or being sarcastic.
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    james milner woaaah
    james milner woaaah
    he ventured down to brum,
    and now we hate his mum

    (i made this up - pretty fly right?)
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    cannie hear united sing, noooo nnoooo, cannie hear united sing nooo nooo, cannie hear united sing, cannie hear a ******* thing, nooo nnoo no. - can't wait till next season!
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    (Original post by SafeYeh)
    Chelsea Rents boys.... By the sounds of it your one of them. They were probabaly saying "your"
    or maybe if you were actually there you'd know they where saying WE ARE
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    Park park wherever he may be
    he eats dogs in his own country

    but at least he's not a scouse he'd be eating rats in a counc house

    John Carew Carew
    he's bigger than me or you
    he'll only score one or two
    John carew careeeeeeeew
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    (Original post by JK_91)
    Why did you miss out the part of the quote where the guy said 'or being sarcastic'?
    because i was only responding to that part of his post, the rest is irrelalvent as i wasn't talking about that, they probalby were being sarcastic,
    i just wanted to repond to the bit where he called chelsea fans rent boys
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    "You're just a Fat Purple Aki" @ Yakubu

    Hang the Roma 4
    Hang the Roma 4
    Hang the Roma 4
    Kyle Dillon's blind,
    Getting ****** from behind
    Hang the Roma 4

    In reference to Man United's partially blind hoolie Kyle Dillon and his 3 mates' adventure in a Roman jail

    The Elephant Man
    The Elephant Mannnn
    Jolean Lescott
    The Elephant Man

    We're not like the Everton noooo, noooo
    We're not like the Everton noooo, noooo
    We're not like the Everton
    We don't die in Kensington
    Nooooo, Nooooo No No

    Ngog, Ngog
    Ngog, Ngog, Ngog
    He tucks his **** into his sock
    Ngog, Ngog, Ngog

    He swings to the left,
    He swings to the riiight
    That David Ngog
    Makes Torres look white.

    There's only one Harold Shipman
    There's only one Harold Shipman
    All the scousers give thanks
    Cos he only killed mancs
    Walking in a Shipman wonderland
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    (Original post by ColdVein)
    Oh ****, that's so cold. Do they really sing that?
    yea
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    (Original post by gspot92)
    because i was only responding to that part of his post, the rest is irrelalvent as i wasn't talking about that, they probalby were being sarcastic,
    i just wanted to repond to the bit where he called chelsea fans rent boys
    CHELSEA RENT BOYS, HELLO HELLO
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    (Original post by gspot92)
    because i was only responding to that part of his post, the rest is irrelalvent as i wasn't talking about that, they probalby were being sarcastic,
    i just wanted to repond to the bit where he called chelsea fans rent boys
    It's common knowledge that Chelsea fans are known as rent boys, sort it out.
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    He dives to the left,
    He dives to the right,
    Allan McGregor,
    raeps 10 girls a night.
 
 
 
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