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    (Original post by LawBore)
    (To Craig David's Rewind):

    "VAN PERSIE. When the girl says no, moleeeest her."
    Hahahahaha.
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    i liked the eduardo chant when he broke his leg, and people saying like "the gaza's not yours" to yossi benayoun
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    (Original post by R-KAM)
    He dives to the left,
    He dives to the right,
    Allan McGregor,
    raeps 10 girls a night.
    Haha.

    Something on similar lines must exist for Leroy Lita, anyone?!
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    'Always look out for Turks carrying knives' (sang to Leeds fans)

    When we played Liverpool around christmas we sing:
    'Feed the scousers, let them know it's christmas time'
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    "John Terry's ma, she takes it up the arse"

    The incredibly distateful and downright disgusting Munich song.

    To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for...well...you know... (to the Manic Street Preachers tune)

    "Aaaaand, if you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next..."

    "He's scouse, he's sound, he'll **** you with a pound. Carragher, Carragher."

    "You've got Di Canio, we've got your car stereo."

    "Chelsea rent boys" repeat ad nauseum.

    And a very distateful

    "Lampard dig her up, dig her up, Lampard dig her up; nanananananana dig her up, Lampard dig her up."

    "With a packet of sweets
    A cheeky smile
    Wenger is a ******* Paedophile. "

    Michael Shields got ten more years
    In the showers, bummed by queers
    Ten more years, no parole
    Now he has a sore *******.
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    Not glorifying the following chants by any means, but:

    To the tune of Always Look On The Bright Side of Life:

    "Always beware of the Turks carrying knives"

    "Park Ji Sung wherever he may be,
    He eats rats in his home country
    It could be worse, you could be Scouse
    Eating rats in your council house"
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    I have many offensive football chants.

    Spoiler:
    Show
    You are a scouser! A dirty scouser.
    You're only happy on giro day!
    You're Mum's out stealing. You're Dad's drug dealing.
    So please don't take my hub caps away.

    Adebayoor ... Adebayoooooooooooooooor
    His Dad washes elephants. His Mum is a whore.

    What's that lying on the runway? What's that lying in the snow?
    It's Matt Busby and his boys making such a ******* noise cos they couldn't get their airplane to GO!

    Always look on the runway for ice. Da duh, da-duh da-du da-du.

    The Wenger Bus is coming,
    and all the kids are running.
    From London to Manchester,
    Wenger's a child molester.

    RVP
    When a girl says no,
    Molest her!

    (To Leeds fans) Always look out for Turks carrying knives! Da-duh, da-duh da-duh da-duh duh.

    You're father is your brother! You're sister is your mother. You all shag one another, in the Forest family ...
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    The M bomb has been dropped.
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    Ryan Giggs is illegitimate
    He aint got no birth certificate
    hes got aids and cant get rid of it
    hes a munich *******

    Probably already been mentioned but I cbf reading through the threadf
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    You are a farmer a dirty farmer
    your only happy when making hay
    your dads a scarecrow
    your mums a nympho
    plz dont take my tractor away
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    (Original post by izaldo)
    The M bomb has been dropped.
    Poor Duncan.
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    (Original post by izaldo)
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    I see they forgot to bury his head :eek:
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    This was some of the Villa fans when Eduardo got injured, I refused to join in this chant but this is what they chanted (this is not meaning to offend Arsenal fans, this was just what they chanted)

    Eduardo woooo Eduardo woooo
    He used to have silky skills
    Now he walks like Heather Mills.
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    I haven't heard many, if any, of these at games, but they have been sung according to many folks:

    Nice one Simmy
    Nice one Son
    Nice one Simmy
    Give us another one!

    Who's that lying at Pittodrie
    Who's that lying on the ground
    It looks like Ian Durrant to me
    Simpson's ****** his knee
    And he won't do the bouncy any more.

    Aberdeen fans and, the latter one, Celtic fans after this tackle that ended Durrant's career:



    Assorted others:

    Henrik Larsson
    Petrov, Lubo
    David Murray can't do judo.

    (When an opposition player is injured)
    Dig a hole and bury him!
    *rhythmic clap*
    Dig a hole and bury him!

    Who's the Fenian in the blue? Whooooooo's the Feeenyin in the blue?! (to any Rangers player who has Celtic leanings/started his career at Celtic- first time it was sung was at Chris Burke)
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    (Original post by Stu Laverty)
    It's "He ***** his dog, Keano" repeated many times. About as offensive as Newcastle fans have ever gotten apart from Mido and his bomb.

    I completely forgot about that. Along with "Midos a Peado" - that's just an unfortunate rhyme though!
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    (Original post by Rock Fan)
    This was some of the Villa fans when Eduardo got injured, I refused to join in this chant but this is what they chanted (this is not meaning to offend Arsenal fans, this was just what they chanted)

    Eduardo woooo Eduardo woooo
    He used to have silky skills
    Now he walks like Heather Mills.
    Since you refused to join in I guess you disagree with me here, but I thought people's reactions to that were massively over the top (well arsenal fans, and the media). I didn't think it was that offensive, he had broken his leg, so it's not as bad as like calling van persie a rapist or something
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    In your Liverpool slums
    In your Liverpool slums
    You look in the dustbin for something to eat
    You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
    In your Liverpool slums

    In your Liverpool slums
    In your Liverpool slums
    You **** on the carpet, you piss in the bath
    You finger your grandma, and think it's a laugh
    In your Liverpool slums

    In your Liverpool slums
    In your Liverpool slums
    You speak in an accent exceedingly rare
    You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair
    In your Liverpool slums

    In your Liverpool slums
    In your Liverpool slums
    Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
    You can't get a job 'cos you're too ******* thick
    In your Liverpool slums

    ******* scousars
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    Some hilarious ones here, especially the Adebayor getting back on the coach one, pmsl.

    Erm, I remember one being sung at Dwight Yorke that was very harsh,

    "Dwight Yorke, wherever you may be, your ex is a **** and your son can't see...."

    (His ex is Jordan, and he's the father of her blind son, Harvey......)

    Also, at Forest a while back before my time, this rendition of blowing bubbles was sung....

    "I'm forever throwing bottles,
    Pretty bottles in the air,
    They fly so high, hit you in the eye,
    Then like West Ham they fade and die,
    Arsenal's fans are running,
    Chelsea's Shed End too,
    Forest fans are running, we are running after you!"

    (I may got part of that wrong but that's when we used to be decent and were rivals to Chelsea, Arsenal and West Ham)

    Rangers used to sing this to former Celtic player Shunsuke Nakamura,

    "Nakamura ate my dog, ate my dog, Nakamura ate my dog, ate my doggg, he sliced it, diced it, had it in a broth, Nakamuraaa ate my dog, ate my dog" (To the tune of heads shoulders knees and toes)

    Funny one sung to Shaun Wright Phillips....

    "Ian Wright is not your dad, not your dad, not your dad, Ian Wright is not your dad, you're adopted!"

    Keep these coming though, they're hilarious. :P
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    (Original post by MC REN)
    Since you refused to join in I guess you disagree with me here, but I thought people's reactions to that were massively over the top (well arsenal fans, and the media). I didn't think it was that offensive, he had broken his leg, so it's not as bad as like calling van persie a rapist or something
    I don't know really, just think chanting that against a player who was seriously injured wasn't nice, suppose there has been much worse.
 
 
 
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