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    Not very original, or particularly offensive, but I can't stop laughing when York fans start singing this, especially to teams who are far better than us, and are just playing badly(e.g. Stoke in the FA Cup)
    "Yooouu are ****, Yoouu are ****, Yooouu are ****, Yoouu are ****"
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    Gary and his brother
    They love to shag each other
    Their sister and their mother
    The neville family
    dadadada (etc etc)

    Plus the aforementioned Giggs one (enjoyed singing that one on Tuesday) And the unfortunate Munchen ones.
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    I've heard loads with the word Paki:

    Oldham's full of Pakis!
    Oldham's full of Pakis!

    The Bradford end is always full
    the Bradford end is always full - full of what?
    It's full of pakis, whites and ******'s
    Ohh the Bradford end is always full!

    I'd rather be a red than a Paki!
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    (Original post by JK_91)
    I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure we played you the week or 2 weeks after it happened, at which time it wasn't really known if it might even be the end of his career. Calling names can be hurtful but that is all, taking the piss out of someone whose career might be over is something different if you ask me. I rarely get wound up by opposition songs, just pissed off at their ignorance at times, but I was pretty wound up when your lot were singing this, pretty sure it was the game where Super Nick came on to get a last minute equaliser though, so all was good
    Think it was like the next game.
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    (Original post by PorkPieFanFromZambia)
    Erm, I remember one being sung at Dwight Yorke that was very harsh,

    "Dwight Yorke, wherever you may be, your ex is a **** and your son can't see...."

    (His ex is Jordan, and he's the father of her blind son, Harvey......)
    That reminds me of Tottenham away, about Tom Huddlestone;

    'Jordans baby, Jordans baby, JORDANS BABY IN DISGUISE!'

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    (Original post by Matt_1892)
    CHELSEA RENT BOYS, HELLO HELLO
    LEEDS SCUM, HELLO HELLO

    anywho,
    We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
    Leeds and Leeds, Leeds and Leeds
    We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
    We all ******* hate Leeds


    Tottenham Boys Tottenham Boys
    No pork pies or saveloys

    MUNICH SONG:
    12 went up, 7 died, now Man U play 5-a-side

    Debt free, wherever you may be
    We're gonna buy everyone we see
    Cos we don't give a **** about the transfer fee
    Cos we are the wealthy CFC

    (To Shrewsbury fans)
    You're Welsh and you know you are

    At Manu supporters
    Live round the corner,
    you only live round the corner
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    Lord Mountbatten had a boat
    Eee aye eee aye ohh....


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    (Original post by gspot92)
    LEEDS SCUM, HELLO HELLO

    anywho,
    We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
    Leeds and Leeds, Leeds and Leeds
    We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
    We all ******* hate Leeds


    Tottenham Boys Tottenham Boys
    No pork pies or saveloys

    MUNICH SONG:
    12 went up, 7 died, now Man U play 5-a-side

    Debt free, wherever you may be
    We're gonna buy everyone we see
    Cos we don't give a **** about the transfer fee
    Cos we are the wealthy CFC

    (To Shrewsbury fans)
    You're Welsh and you know you are

    At Manu supporters
    Live round the corner,
    you only live round the corner
    Not a Leeds fan, but nice try.
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    (Original post by Matt_1892)
    Not a Leeds fan, but nice try.
    never said you were , it was just general abuse at the city and its people
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    (Original post by gspot92)
    never said you were , it was just general abuse at the city and its people
    Ah fair enough - it IS a town full of inbreds
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    Campbell lovess barrymorreee..
    Campbell lovess barrymorreee..

    Tottenham fans started singing it when sol campbell went missing at the same time as michael barrymore.
    It still crops up from time to time which is what i love about it.
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    (Original post by Matt_1892)
    Ah fair enough - it IS a town full of inbreds
    finaly we agree lol :p:
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    We all live in a Catholic* housing scheme
    The walls are painted green
    Michael Fagan shagged the Queen.


    Another one I haven't heard at matches and wouldn't sing myself, but quite funny all the same.
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    When I was just a little boy
    I asked my mother what will i be
    will I be Alty or Northw*ch V*cs
    Here's what she said to me

    WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT SON
    AND GET YOUR FATHERS GUN
    AND SHOOT THE NORTHW*CH SCUM
    SHOOT THE NORTHWICH SCUM

    SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUM


    He's big, he's scouse, he's prob'ly robbed your house, Chrissy Lane...Chrissy Lane!

    And one that is just more or less pure smut although really hilarious is:

    Eyes right, foreskins tight, ******** (testicles) to the front, we're the boys who make more noise and we're only after **** (rhymes with front, very offensive), we're the heroes of the night and we'd rather ****(rhymes with duck) than fightl, we're the heroes of the alty fusiliers. FUSELIERS! FUSELIEEERS! WE'RE THE ALTY FUSILIERS!
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    The best Eduardo one has to be (to the tune of Monster by the Automatic)

    "Whats that coming out of his sock, is it his ankle? Is it his ankle?"

    Wouldn't sing it, though. Most offensive chants I have ever heard at a game are all the Chelsea one's about the holocaust. Though apparently the Stewards said they were gonna chuck loads of them out if they didn't stop last year 'cause they were "inciting racial hatred".
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    (Original post by Christien)
    I assume you're referring to the 'Park Ji-Sung eats dogs' song. I feel very guilty for finding that funny :o:
    Involving crispy duck and being bummed by John O'Shea
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    directed at cardiff fans at the west brom game:

    'you're welsh, and you know you are'
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    That reminded me of another of our songs.

    United have O'Sheeeeeaaa
    But he's ******* gaaaaaaaaayyy
    We've got Welchy
    He scores from half way.

    After Micahel Welch scored a 70 yeard free kick against Crawley.
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    Five mennn went to beddd...BEDD
    went to bed with Cashleyyy
    Five men , four men , three men , two men
    onee mand and his mobile phone...wenttt to bed with cashley...

    and the one about the dirtyyy scousers

    In your Liverpool slums,
    You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
    You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
    In your Liverpool slums

    In your Liverpool slums,
    You **** on the carpet, you piss in the bath,
    You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
    In your Liverpool slums.

    In your Liverpool slums,
    You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
    You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
    In your Liverpool slums.

    In your Liverpool slums,
    Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
    You can't get a job 'cos you're too ******* thick,
    In your Liverpool slums.

    In your Liverpool slums,
    You used to sing "Munich" but not anymore,
    Since ninety-six scousers lay dead on the floor,
    In your Liverpool slums.

    MUFC
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    well they're not particularly offensive (there's a lot worse) - but when i went to spurs v man city a few weeks ago my two faves of the evening were:

    'YOU'RE JUST A **** TEAM WITH MONEY **** TEAM WITH MOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEY' :teehee:

    and

    'STAND UP IF YOU HATE CORRIE'

    which didn't catch on but it made me laugh
 
 
 
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