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    ''Keeper, can you see your ****?, keeper, can you see your ****?''

    Sung at most of our games due to most of the opposition goalkeepers being clinically obese, gotta love the lower leagues.
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    Not offensive at all, but still kind of humorous, when someone is sent off
    "You're not playing, you're not playing, you're not playing anymore"
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    There's always: "Tim-Timminy-Tim-Timminy-Tim-Tim-Teroo, we've got Tim Howard and he says '[expletive deleted] you!'" A slight over-simplification of Tourette's Syndrome, but good craic nonetheless.
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    when i was young i had no sense i bought a flute for 50p
    the only tune that i could play was **** the pope and the IRA
    da da da da da
    when i was young i had some sense i bought a bomb for 50p
    i threw it in to white hart lane and watched the Y*** die again
    da da da da da
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    "What's that coming through the window, is it a sheep's head? is it a sheep's head?"
    "We heard you ran from the Sheep's head..."
    (Sung at Derby last year after a few (silly) Forest fan's threw a sheep's head threw a window of a pub with Derby fans.

    Whenever Sheff. Utd sang "Same old Forest, always cheating", we would reply, "Paddy's missus, always cheating", and also, "if you've shagged Paddy's missus, clap your hands" (In relation to his wife leaving him for another man or summat, just generally being a whore. Mature i know.)

    That, 12 went up, 7 died, now Man U play five a side one made me piss. So, so harsh.

    Not quite a chant, but when Arsenal play Spurs, they make hissing noises, immitating the gas chambers (Spurs = Jews).
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    (Original post by Marshyy)
    That reminds me of Tottenham away, about Tom Huddlestone;

    'Jordans baby, Jordans baby, JORDANS BABY IN DISGUISE!'

    I was at that game right behind the corner flag. So funny!

    There's loads of awesome ones here: http://www.fanchants.com/football-chants/gavin-a-go/
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    (Original post by Matt_1892)
    I see they forgot to bury his head :eek:
    Istanbul Reds.
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    (Original post by Christien)
    'Always look on the runway for ice' and this recent classic (though it's not all that offensive):

    'The baby's not yours
    The baby's not youuuuuuuurs
    **** Kai Rooney,
    Kai Adebayor'
    Think you'll find the original version of that song originated from the mouth of a poster not very far from this keyboard, on the train home from Newcaste c. Feb 2008. Thanks for the praise.
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    (Original post by JK_91)
    More Chelsea that do that than us.
    Not really.
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    (Original post by DaveSteed24)
    well they're not particularly offensive (there's a lot worse) - but when i went to spurs v man city a few weeks ago my two faves of the evening were:

    'YOU'RE JUST A **** TEAM WITH MONEY **** TEAM WITH MOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEY' :teehee:

    and

    'STAND UP IF YOU HATE CORRIE'

    which didn't catch on but it made me laugh
    Well wrt that awful performance us being a **** team with money might have been a fair point to make. Spurs fans are hardly the right people to make it though. That club has been 'rich underachievers' for pretty much as far back as my footballing memory goes.
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    Not too offensive but love it.

    Ohhhhh Artur Boruc,
    The Holy Goalie,
    He hates the huns!!

    He blessed himself at Ibrox and the Huns went off their nut,
    he's off his f***ing rocket and sings:
    GOD BLESS THE POPE
    (Repeat ad infinitum)

    :awesome:
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    (Original post by Erik.)
    Well wrt that awful performance us being a **** team with money might have been a fair point to make. Spurs fans are hardly the right people to make it though. That club has been 'rich underachievers' for pretty much as far back as my footballing memory goes.
    fair enough - i felt like singing it to spurs watching them against liverpool the other day - even though we should have had that goal that was disallowed, and a penalty
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    Heysel songs are the new Munich:

    Juve,
    Juve ran away,
    Juve ran away
    Ran away
    Ran away
    Ran away

    I`m not even going to post the other one I`ve heard. It`s too close to the knuckle even for me!
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    (Original post by izaldo)
    Heysel songs are the new Munich:

    Juve,
    Juve ran away,
    Juve ran away
    Ran away
    Ran away
    Ran away

    I`m not even going to post the other one I`ve heard. It`s too close to the knuckle even for me!
    I know the one...naughty that.
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    It should not be googlable.
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    Could you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands?
    Could you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands?
    Could you go a chicken supper, you dirty f****n f****r?
    Could you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands?
    Would you like a can of coke to wash it down?
    Would you like a can of coke to wash it down?
    Would you like a can of coke...like a can of coke...like a can of coke to wash it down?

    In 'honour' of the Irish Republican Bobby Sands, who died while on hunger strike in prison.

    I think it's quite funny but then I've got a sick sense of humour and find political/religious nationalism in any form pathetic.
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    (Original post by izaldo)
    It should not be googlable.
    The "We won it 3 times" one?
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    (Original post by bighairedmike)
    The "We won it 3 times" one?
    Those 4 Nigerians don't count?

    Or the Crystal Palace fan in the 90s, or the Boro fan in the 80s?
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    (Original post by bighairedmike)
    The "We won it 3 times" one?
    Haha nah. That one's pathetic, ironic, and not true.
 
 
 
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