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    Oh dont you just hate christmas? And not just beacuse my parents have become jehovas witnesses this past year. Oh no, as if not celebrating christmas and the lack of presents wasnt bad enough, i now have competition. My farsighted auntie decided to have a baby this christmas so now my importance and subsequent expenditure level on the fiercely competitive grandchildren chart has fallen. Now the little **** gets better (read more expensive) stuff than me. Even the once reliable gift of cold hard, but ultimately more satisfying, cash is drying up. And what about my mother, obviousley still racked by guilt over her conversion. Well she still decides to sneak me one gift, unwrapped naturally. A goddam blanket. Apparently it will be useful when she stops paying for my accomodation, in preferance to funding a "Light House" mail shot campaign this christmas.

    Well in conclusion all i can say is that come this december 25th, when someone knocks on my door hoping to convert me to Jehova. Mum and dad wont be getting in!
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    You know, Jewish people don't celebrate Christmas at all.
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    You know, Jewish people don't celebrate Christmas at all.
    Tell me about it. My mother celebrates Winter Solstice though
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    (Original post by Tek)
    Tell me about it. My mother celebrates Winter Solstice though
    That sounds like a barrel of laughs.
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    You know, Jewish people don't celebrate Christmas at all.
    yeah but they have hannakuh

    and most do give presents
    feel for you mate, tell your parents how you feel about this jehova thingy, or kick them out on their arses
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    That sounds like a barrel of laughs.
    Yes, it is actually.

    Anyone who's interested in what Jews do at Christmas should read this - http://www.jewfaq.org/xmas.htm
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    i dont know i think ill just hit the barrel
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    Ah well.. xmas is overrated anyway
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    why do so many people register new accounts to say something stupid?
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    (Original post by bbbb)
    i dont know i think ill just hit the barrel
    i agree. drown your sorrows
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    (Original post by 2776)
    i agree. drown your sorrows
    Hey.. where am I in your sig? :mad: lol
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    (Original post by Elle)
    Hey.. where am I in your sig? :mad: lol
    I am sooo running out of space. What message do you want displayed?
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    (Original post by 2776)
    I am sooo running out of space. What message do you want displayed?
    lol.. you decide- it's ok if your out of space though. I was jus messing
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    What is all this sig advertising business? Rep in exchamge for advertisement space? What a little society UK Learning has produced.
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    (Original post by caz)
    why do so many people register new accounts to say something stupid?
    hey its the beauty guy........
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    (Original post by curryADD)
    hey its the beauty guy........
    Hey it's the Harry Potter guy...
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    (Original post by caz)
    Hey it's the Harry Potter guy...
    Hey, look, it's me!
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    (Original post by Mr White)
    Hey, look, it's me!
    we still luv u
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    (Original post by caz)
    we still luv u
    As do I.
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    (Original post by Tek)
    Yes, it is actually.

    Anyone who's interested in what Jews do at Christmas should read this - http://www.jewfaq.org/xmas.htm
    Happy Chanukah, Tek.
 
 
 
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