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Reply 80
2776
you still wouldnt want to be eaten

surely you shouldnt generalise the entire new zealand turkey population in that one statement. infact a case in germany recently left a court trying to decide whether someone convicted of cannibalism was guilty of murder because the person in question "volunteered" to be eaten in responce to an internet ad (cannibalism in Germany is legal btw).

with this in mind, perhaps we should leave it up to the individual turkeys in question?
Reply 81
NickNack
surely you shouldnt generalise the entire new zealand turkey population in that one statement. infact a case in germany recently left a court trying to decide whether someone convicted of cannibalism was guilty of murder because the person in question "volunteered" to be eaten in responce to an internet ad (cannibalism in Germany is legal btw).

with this in mind, perhaps we should leave it up to the individual turkeys in question?

Ahh but who is qualified to know what the turkey is thinking?
Reply 82
2776
Ahh but who is qualified to know what the turkey is thinking?

believe it or not there are fully "qualified" animal phsyciatrists around. some even specialise, such as horse wisperers (and im not referring to the film). perhaps there are a group of people out there called "Turkey gobblers"?

maybe this is an untapped enterprise?!?! you and I could start up the very first voluntary animal slaughterhouse. eventually we will develop turkeys like the cow like in hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, one which is willing to be killed on demand?!?! we could call it "2776 varieties of SNacks"
Reply 83
NickNack
believe it or not there are fully "qualified" animal phsyciatrists around. some even specialise, such as horse wisperers (and im not referring to the film). perhaps there are a group of people out there called "Turkey gobblers"?

maybe this is an untapped enterprise?!?! you and I could start up the very first voluntary animal slaughterhouse. eventually we will develop turkeys like the cow like in hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, one which is willing to be killed on demand?!?! we could call it "2776 varieties of SNacks"

I like the idea.
Reply 84
2776
I like the idea.

can u guys please go to general chi chat to chat please , what you guys are talking about has nuttin to do with Xmas
Reply 85
2776
I like the idea.


lol

thinker get a grip

people getting off topic is the nature of a disscussion board
Reply 86
Thinker
can u guys please go to general chi chat to chat please , what you guys are talking about has nuttin to do with Xmas

this has everything to do with christmas! were trying to find a fair and just solution for the mass slaughter of turkeys which inevitably occurs round this time! pffft
Reply 87
NickNack
this has everything to do with christmas! were trying to find a fair and just solution for the mass slaughter of turkeys which inevitably occurs round this time! pffft

oh yes
Reply 88
I think christmas is no big deal - the best thing is the parties, the worst thing is the family stuff....
Reply 89
NickNack
this has everything to do with christmas! were trying to find a fair and just solution for the mass slaughter of turkeys which inevitably occurs round this time! pffft

sorry i must of read incorrectly sozz :redface:
Reply 90
Thinker
I can not wait till Xmas! can anyone wait till xmas?

i cant wait

so excited

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Reply 91
Thinker
sorry i must of read incorrectly sozz :redface:

i should think so! u deserve a proverbial slap :wink:

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