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Keep pissing in annoying places when drunk and half asleep watch

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    Yeah so here goes..

    when I get horrendously drunk (no lectures about this please) I will occasionally piss on like the carpet, or most recently my laundry hamper! I have never remembered doing it but my girlfriend has caught me before, and I have just noticed having gotten so drunk I couldnt remember the end of the night, I must have pissed in my laundry hamper. I heard by chance in conversation with my parents that my dad used to have this problem! It seems to be anything that a) resembles a toilet (laundry hamper?) or b) in the general direction of where the actual toilet is.

    Any way of stopping this, or any advice etc?
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    edit: forgot to mention, it only happens when i have gone to bed and wake up in the middle of the night (i dont just do it in front of everyone that lives with me at uni)
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    Stop drinking so much?



    (Not because I'm against drinking, but because it will stop you pissing in stupid places)
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Yeah so here goes..

    when I get horrendously drunk (no lectures about this please) I will occasionally piss on like the carpet, or most recently my laundry hamper! I have never remembered doing it but my girlfriend has caught me before, and I have just noticed having gotten so drunk I couldnt remember the end of the night, I must have pissed in my laundry hamper. I heard by chance in conversation with my parents that my dad used to have this problem! It seems to be anything that a) resembles a toilet (laundry hamper?) or b) in the general direction of where the actual toilet is.

    Any way of stopping this, or any advice etc?

    Hmmmn... lemme think!

    Don't get "horrendously drunk" ... maybe?

    :facepalm:
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    drink shots not pints. then theres less piss to come out.

    and make sure you go to the toilet before bed. thats really all i can suggest
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    Tie your **** in a knot before a heavy night out?
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    Don't drink at all, that way you'll be pissing thin air.
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    You've got the pissing in random places gene, there's nothing you can do about it.
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    Maybe you could drink less? Or try therapy?
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    Surely it's obvious.
    Everyone has said it but I'll say it again.. don't get horrendously drunk!
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    I used to sleep walk until I was about 10; I used to go into my parents room and piss in their wardrobe. Haha!

    Anyway, the answer would be to stop drinking so much. Smoke some weed instead.
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    Bring this along with you, after a night on the town...

    http://narang.com/images/hospital_ho..._male_hdpe.jpg
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    (Original post by Phalanges)
    Tie your **** in a knot before a heavy night out?
    :rofl:
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    bucket by your bed,just in case? that way you won't piss on anything valuable/fabricy?
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    (Original post by twigletsandtea)
    bucket by your bed,just in case? that way you won't piss on anything valuable/fabricy?
    I was thinking that
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    If you cant handle your alcohol, do us all a favour and stop drinking.
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    Attach a bell to your penis, then it'll wake you up when you go to piss.
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    drink less? pee before bed? get a nappy?
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