The Student Room Group
Reply 1
NHS will generally only do reconstructive surgery, or surgery if the "defect" is causing significant physical and psychological problems to the patient. So they will on occasion do breast implants if someone has seriously uneven boobs, but won't do them for purely aesthetic reasons. What were you thinking of?
Reply 2
depends people make out they are getting the piss taken out of them for noses,ears.....etc and end up getting surgery on the NHS
so i guess if you can pull it off you could get nealy anything done
Reply 3
I watched a TV programme the other night where a doctor said they could give out penis enlargements on the NHS!
the NHS is obliged to make people healthy, mentally and physically. If you're seriously depressed about something,they will endeavour to solve the problem. They can sign you up for all sorts of cosmetic surgery. Physical reasons as well, such as big boobs causing back ache...reminds me i need to see my doctor.
stu673
I watched a TV programme the other night where a doctor said they could give out penis enlargements on the NHS!

only if its very small and impeding relationships. ie a penis of less than 2/3 inchs erect makes it hard to successfully penetrate, and thus consumate.
Its better and indeed more cost effective to give such a person a penis extension than to plump up for IVF
Reply 6
stu673
I watched a TV programme the other night where a doctor said they could give out penis enlargements on the NHS!


nothing to worry about there then. :cool:

Don't they shove a rod up your dick and split it open. **** that.

Nah, maybe a bit of lypo around my glutes. really hard to shift at the moment.
Reply 7
cambridgemuscle
nothing to worry about there then. :cool:

Don't they shove a rod up your dick and split it open. **** that.

Nah, maybe a bit of lypo around my glutes. really hard to shift at the moment.


In that case, no.
Reply 8
if you do you'll prob be on a waiting list for years tho, and by that time might have come to terms with how you look anyway :p:
cambridgemuscle
nothing to worry about there then. :cool:

Don't they shove a rod up your dick and split it open. **** that.

Nah, maybe a bit of lypo around my glutes. really hard to shift at the moment.

i thought they sucked fat out your arse/stomach and injected it into your knob. (a penis normally hasn't got a fatty layer, so adding fat will increase girth and length depending where it is injected)
Reply 10
Just do some more running!
Reply 11
Lauren
Just do some more running!


To increase penis size?! :biggrin: