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    So lately when I jizz (the last few days) I produce considerably less seminal fluid than usual. Does this mean anything or do other people get these kinds of aberrations too?
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    Stop ******* so much.

    And eat more healthily.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    So lately when I jizz (the last few days) I produce considerably less seminal fluid than usual. Does this mean anything or do other people get these kinds of aberrations too?
    It usually happens when you drink less than usual, or pull off a few too many
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    i don't think i've knocked one out in nearly a year... does this mean next time i do it will be messy?

    actually, i've been kind of aching for the last couple of days
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    i don't think i've knocked one out in nearly a year... does this mean next time i do it will be messy?

    actually, i've been kind of aching for the last couple of days
    But surely you've *** within that time period. Right? RIGHT?!
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    So lately when I jizz (the last few days) I produce considerably less seminal fluid than usual. Does this mean anything or do other people get these kinds of aberrations too?

    maybe you produced too much previously, and now you're back to normal? i'm sure someone on here wouldn't mind comparing their levels.
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    You're doing it wrong. You need to let it charge whilst pumping before shooting your load.
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    It means you've got prostate cancer, sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    But surely you've *** within that time period. Right? RIGHT?!
    no, i've just never really enjoyed doing that to myself (the few times i've done it, i was ridiculously bored)

    but what does the aching mean?
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    no, i've just never really enjoyed doing that to myself (the few times i've done it, i was ridiculously bored)

    but what does the aching mean?
    So you're saying you haven't *** at all in nearly a year?

    :yikes:

    Man would I love to be on the receiving end of that.
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    So you're saying you haven't *** at all in nearly a year?

    :yikes:

    Man would I love to be on the receiving end of that.
    what? is that good? or bad?

    and the aching! what is it?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    So you're saying you haven't *** at all in nearly a year?

    :yikes:

    Man would I love to be on the receiving end of that.
    Giggidy, there are some true freakazoids on here in the small hours.
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    Dehydration. Or ******* too much. But really it shouldn't be substantially less until round 3. And if you're getting that far on your own... you need some other hobbies. It'll only end in chafing.
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    Dehydration. Or ******* too much. But really it shouldn't be substantially less until round 3. And if you're getting that far on your own... you need some other hobbies. It'll only end in chafing.
    Sounds like you've learnt this from experience...
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    (Original post by dichr0ic)
    Sounds like you've learnt this from experience...
    I once went 4 times in under 2 hours because I was being massively wound up via text. Christmas eve too, hahaha. Actually it was probably after midnight. Merryyyy Christmaaasss, lawl.

    The final one was a dry jizz. It actually hurts .
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    (Original post by Bhumbauze)
    I once went 4 times in under 2 hours because I was being massively wound up via text. Christmas eve too, hahaha. Actually it was probably after midnight. Merryyyy Christmaaasss, lawl.

    The final one was a dry jizz. It actually hurts .
    eww!
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    Pump harder?
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    i like *** on my face....mmmmm
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    i like big rust and i ate a fly
 
 
 
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