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Forgive me if this has been posted before, but right now I really don't have time to go through all 8 pages 
The CIA had a post for an assassin. Many people applied, but after the gruelling tests and hardship, only three men were left. So, they were to take the final test.
A CIA official stood outside a room, and the first guy came up. The CIA guy handed him a handgun and said "In that room is your wife, tied to a chair. Go in and shoot her." "Well, I really don't think I can do that. I'm sorry" said the applicant. "I'm afraid you're not the man for this job then" said the CIA guy, and the applicant left.
So, the next applicant entered, and the CIA official handed him a handgun as well. "In that room, your wife is tied to a chair. Go in and shoot her." The guy went in, but came out a few minutes later. "I couldn't do it. I'm sorry" he said. "You're not the man for this job then" said the CIA official.
So, the final applicant came up, and again the CIA guy said "Your wife is tied to a chair in that room. Take this handgun and shoot her." So, the guy took the handgun and went in. The sounds of multiple shots being fired rang out, then all hell broke loose in the room - crashing, shouting, smashing and general sounds of mayhem. Ten minutes later the guy came out, drenched win sweat. "You didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks!" he exclaimed. "I had to beat her to death with the chair!!"
-Saruman
The CIA had a post for an assassin. Many people applied, but after the gruelling tests and hardship, only three men were left. So, they were to take the final test.
A CIA official stood outside a room, and the first guy came up. The CIA guy handed him a handgun and said "In that room is your wife, tied to a chair. Go in and shoot her." "Well, I really don't think I can do that. I'm sorry" said the applicant. "I'm afraid you're not the man for this job then" said the CIA guy, and the applicant left.
So, the next applicant entered, and the CIA official handed him a handgun as well. "In that room, your wife is tied to a chair. Go in and shoot her." The guy went in, but came out a few minutes later. "I couldn't do it. I'm sorry" he said. "You're not the man for this job then" said the CIA official.
So, the final applicant came up, and again the CIA guy said "Your wife is tied to a chair in that room. Take this handgun and shoot her." So, the guy took the handgun and went in. The sounds of multiple shots being fired rang out, then all hell broke loose in the room - crashing, shouting, smashing and general sounds of mayhem. Ten minutes later the guy came out, drenched win sweat. "You didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks!" he exclaimed. "I had to beat her to death with the chair!!"
-Saruman
Saruman
Forgive me if this has been posted before, but right now I really don't have time to go through all 8 pages
The CIA had a post for an assassin. Many people applied, but after the gruelling tests and hardship, only three men were left. So, they were to take the final test.
A CIA official stood outside a room, and the first guy came up. The CIA guy handed him a handgun and said "In that room is your wife, tied to a chair. Go in and shoot her." "Well, I really don't think I can do that. I'm sorry" said the applicant. "I'm afraid you're not the man for this job then" said the CIA guy, and the applicant left.
So, the next applicant entered, and the CIA official handed him a handgun as well. "In that room, your wife is tied to a chair. Go in and shoot her." The guy went in, but came out a few minutes later. "I couldn't do it. I'm sorry" he said. "You're not the man for this job then" said the CIA official.
So, the final applicant came up, and again the CIA guy said "Your wife is tied to a chair in that room. Take this handgun and shoot her." So, the guy took the handgun and went in. The sounds of multiple shots being fired rang out, then all hell broke loose in the room - crashing, shouting, smashing and general sounds of mayhem. Ten minutes later the guy came out, drenched win sweat. "You didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks!" he exclaimed. "I had to beat her to death with the chair!!"
-Saruman
The CIA had a post for an assassin. Many people applied, but after the gruelling tests and hardship, only three men were left. So, they were to take the final test.
A CIA official stood outside a room, and the first guy came up. The CIA guy handed him a handgun and said "In that room is your wife, tied to a chair. Go in and shoot her." "Well, I really don't think I can do that. I'm sorry" said the applicant. "I'm afraid you're not the man for this job then" said the CIA guy, and the applicant left.
So, the next applicant entered, and the CIA official handed him a handgun as well. "In that room, your wife is tied to a chair. Go in and shoot her." The guy went in, but came out a few minutes later. "I couldn't do it. I'm sorry" he said. "You're not the man for this job then" said the CIA official.
So, the final applicant came up, and again the CIA guy said "Your wife is tied to a chair in that room. Take this handgun and shoot her." So, the guy took the handgun and went in. The sounds of multiple shots being fired rang out, then all hell broke loose in the room - crashing, shouting, smashing and general sounds of mayhem. Ten minutes later the guy came out, drenched win sweat. "You didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks!" he exclaimed. "I had to beat her to death with the chair!!"
-Saruman
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