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    Serious question, i'm ill and i puked all over the living room carpet. My parents are out and i'm going to get killed if they find out. . .
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    i doubt they'll kill you unless it was self-inflicted... they'll feel sorry for you!!

    But as far as cleaning it up goes... I don't know. sorry.
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    i never know why people don't just google this ****..

    http://www.ehow.com/how_2000899_remo...carpeting.html
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    Water?
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    get kitchen towel to get most of the solid stuff up. blot and vac the carpet. then get carpet cleaner apply it and work from outside to inside of stain, then vac again. that'll usually do it
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Serious question, i'm ill and i puked all over the living room carpet. My parents are out and i'm going to get killed if they find out. . .
    make sure after youve cleaned up in whatever way to leave a cloth/towel over the spot wer u puked to absorb the water etc in carpet else it will stain
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    I use Flash bathroom and kitchen wipes. I know they're not made for carpet, but they work really well.
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    this informative video will show you (dont worry, it doesn't show any puke)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK2tWVj6lXw
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    Don't use your common sense, ask the internet!
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    After cleaning the one on your carpet, wipe this one off your screen :puke:
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    make sure spray something because i reckon the smell will give it away quickest
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Serious question, i'm ill and i puked all over the living room carpet. My parents are out and i'm going to get killed if they find out. . .

    mmmwahahaaa i am an expert in cleaning up vomit

    pop to your nearest asda, or tesco..get some carpet cleaner, a brush and a bucket of warm water

    In the mean time keep the carpet damp with a wet towl..the carpet cleaner should give some instructions for use
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    nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom - all gone
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    (Original post by Subcutaneous)
    i am an expert in cleaning up vomit

    pop to your nearest asda, or tesco..get some carpet cleaner [...] the carpet cleaner should give some instructions for use
    Wow. Expertise at its best.
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    BICARBONATE OF SODA!

    It's a miracle worker.

    Oh, and get some Febreeze or whatever it's called.
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    use bang

    BANG! And the dirt is gone!

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    Ask Jeeves, no really
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    (Original post by TigerJack)
    nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom - all gone
    :eek3: that is so vile!!!! lol
 
 
 
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