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Dumping her on Valentines day= Immoral? watch

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    (Original post by xmarilynx)
    Wouldn't you need a girlfriend for that? :rolleyes:

    OP got told :yep:
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    (Original post by Respect4Acting)
    I took a dump on Valentines Day!
    that must some extra special poo.
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    bad fat josh! go take your quite thin arms and legs anf shove them up your ass.
    :troll:
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    on the c***ometer its a 10, great quote from futurama though...
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    (Original post by Amirahaha)
    that must some extra special poo.

    exactly what i was thinking :yep:
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    thats just plain mean !!!
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    (Original post by xmarilynx)
    Wouldn't you need a girlfriend for that? :rolleyes:
    :rofl:

    OP if you're gonna dump her, do it now and not later. i don't think Valentine's day has any value but she might, so it's a bit cruel really to dump her then,
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    guys its another bloody troll
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    (Original post by LouisVuitton43)
    bad fat josh! go take your quite thin arms and legs anf shove them up your ass.
    :troll:
    Be quiet yeah? :rolleyes:


    Dumping the missus... its gotta be done...

    :rolleyes:

    So lets make it memorable, why not?
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    (Original post by jaw)
    on the c***ometer its a 10, great quote from futurama though...
    Cheers man.

    I am like bender in real life.
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    My friend was. The guy was a bit of a **** though.
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    Who Gives!

    Do it for kicks. Or half dump her on Valentines day then finish the job on her birthday.
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    :O harsh!
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    For us dudes valentines day is just another day, but for girls they get all excited, even me of all people wouldnt dump a gf on valentines day
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    (Original post by Amirahaha)
    since you're gonna go all out, why don't you...
    drop obvious hints that you have a surprise for her,
    'accidentally' leave the webpage of an expensive restaurant's booking contact info on her laptop,
    drop little post it notes hinting all things without being directly misleading, buy a massive pack of condoms and put it in the bedroom where she can see it,
    bookmark stuff she wants you to buy for her online,
    put little messages on facebook such as "you won't be able to IMAGINE what i have in store for you"
    wake her up every morning from now on with kisses
    have an ann summers shopping bag "discreetly" tucked under your bed (but nothing inside so she thinks its properly wrapped)

    and then on valentines day change all that by...
    have post its littered around the flat saying YOUVE BEEN DUMP/ YOURE SINGLE NOW/ ITS YOU NOT ME/ etc
    set her homepage on a blog that says (HER NAME) HAS JUST BEEN DUMPED, KEEP SEARCHING MYEXGIRLFRIEND.COM FOR YOUR SURPRISE
    change your status but dont mess around facebook more than that, you dont want to turn friends against you
    take out all the condoms, straighten them out and chuck em in the toilet (she'll then have to pick it up or risk plugging the toilet by flushing them)
    jizz all over her carpet while ur at it.
    and wake her up with a punch to the face AND RUN FOR YOUR NEW LIFE IN SUNNY MEXICO!!!

    wow. either i've been subconsciously plotting that for months or my mind just imploded.
    Uhhhhh....wtf
    ....

    Thats AMAZING! :awesome:
    However, you do need to see a doctor. :yep:
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    (Original post by Archie_)
    Just because you have two arm and two legs and are fat doesn't mean you have to ruin other people's day
    [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected] - This is a fake/troll account btw, I'll rep you with my account that has a flashy ^^ :rofl:

    That made me laugh sooooo hard!!


    Ah...
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    (Original post by josh_a_y)
    Be quiet yeah? :rolleyes:


    Dumping the missus... its gotta be done...

    :rolleyes:

    So lets make it memorable, why not?


    youre such a pig fat josh. :rolleyes:
    bad bad fat josh.
    you may as well facebook it.
    and why wait another 2 weeks?


    bad pig.
    bad.
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    nope its funny but only if she did something really bad
    otherwise it is immoral
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    She's so lucky to of had you...
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    If you had a heart you wouldn't do it. Think how every future Valentines day is going to be for her... Cruel just plain cruel... .
 
 
 
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