Barred from club?!?!

So basically I've been barred from my only local club for calling the bouncer a tosser. This was because he took my drink away from me when I was in public. Ok I was in the wrong but isn't this a bit extreme?!

Tell me some interesting tales of why you've been kicked out/barred from clubs and pubs :smile:

Reply 1

marcusmerehay

17

I was kicked out of Oceana in Southampton back in November for falling asleep. Probably didn't help that I'd had an octo-tequila (amongst other things) beforehand! :p:

Reply 2

jpye11

11

I got in a fight - the bouncers stopped it - then for some reason I called a bouncer a "donkey f***er" and apparently attacked him...

Don't think I got banned though - Just thrown out

Reply 3

Kevmeister

9

I was politely asked to leave a pub a few years ago, so I went outside to wait for my mates and fell asleep whilst sitting at a picnic table, and promptly missed a mini-riot. Some of my friends ended up quite bruised.....

I did end up having to get my dad to pick me up, though.

Reply 4

dennisthe3rd

12

Also kicked out of oceana for helping someone sneak back in who got kicked out for being too drunk

Reply 5

Ilora-Danon

3

My friend got kicked out of a Wetherspoons for saying the F word whilst stood at the bar. She was talking to me, and they kicked her out for swearing at the bar. The most ridiculous thing ever.

Reply 6

Toaster Leavings

17

Yes, once, from a nightclub when I was high on LSD and had no shoes. :ninja:

Reply 7

a_t

16

I got thrown out once when I k holed in this club, they dragged me out and made the medic come talk to me

Reply 8

Joseph90

14

After being convinced and lead on by a silly friend, I once tried to jump over the fence into the smoking area of a club to get in for free but was grabbed by a bouncer. I went to queue but was told not to bother. Then I realised it was free entry anyway! :facepalm:

I was kicked out of a bar for falling asleep on a table. The security staff were decent about it though and just politely told me it was time to go home.

Reply 9

DannyBoy123

15

About a year and a half ago I was thrown out of the same club 4 consecutive Wednesday nights in a row, the last of which I felt I was being somewhat victimised and proceeded to abuse the (massive) head bouncer for about 10 minutes (I remember very little of this). My friends were all pissing themselves at the sight of me - all 5ft9 and 9 stone of me - giving it large to this 6ft5 built like a brick ********* bouncer. Fortunately the security staff found the whole thing hilarious and to this day I still have a laugh with them about it when I go in on a Wednesday night (and I haven't been thrown out since). :smile:

Reply 10

username358506

20

I got kicked out for chatting up the bouncer's cousin.

And 'throwing' drinks around, when I merely tried to pass my mate a drink who was sitting at the other end of the table, like in the western films...

Reply 11

mau5

13

Refused to pay one of those weird black blokes who hang around in the toilets. Do the girl toilets always have an equivalent in theres ?

Reply 12

CunningStunt

5

I've fallen asleep in the toilets.

Broken several things in pubs...like tables, heaters...

Got thrown out of a pub for going into a private party, when heading to the loos WHOOPS.

Been NEARLY thrown out for one of my friends stealing a picture from a club.

And ultimate story - to get into a club in my town at xmas (a right **** hole), it was £8 to get in to this place, where nothing was different from any other night. Aaaanyway I was pissed by the time I'd got there, had a rant at the bouncer saying 'that's such a ******* rip off to get into such a **** tip blah blah blah', thinking it'd get me in. He wouldn't let me
So I just hung around. Some yob got thrown out, I ran straight past the bouncers and didn't have to pay. Since I could barely walk, I've no ******* idea how I got in there without paying, maybe I've more of a mouth on me than I thought :dontknow:

Reply 13

CunningStunt

5

Oh one of my friends on tsr got turned away from a bar, cos he was way too drunk and tried to pay to get into the bar, even though there was no pavement. Imagine one of your friends being that drunk and trying to pay to get into wetherspoons? Yeah, that :mmm:

Reply 14

Tom.

stephen_king-evans

So basically I've been barred from my only local club for calling the bouncer a tosser. This was because he took my drink away from me when I was in public. Ok I was in the wrong but isn't this a bit extreme?!

Tell me some interesting tales of why you've been kicked out/barred from clubs and pubs :smile:

I got kicked out for protecting a female friend from a sleazebag, he tried to punch me and missed, so i retaliated, and the bouncer dragged me out and said "look i saw everything that happened and i know it's not your fault but just go home and get your head down and i'll see you next time" Stand up geezer. :smile:

Reply 15

thunder_chunky

19

stephen_king-evans

So basically I've been barred from my only local club for calling the bouncer a tosser. This was because he took my drink away from me when I was in public. Ok I was in the wrong but isn't this a bit extreme?!

No

Reply 16

xaheartdx

1

I was kicked out of a club in Benidorm because I was sick on the floor :o:

Reply 17

concubine

17

I've taken all sorts of silly things, drank far too much, fallen asleep and been in plenty of fights but never been kicked out or barred from a place.

You guys are doing it wrong.

Reply 18

dzeh

10

mm i got kicked out once for "picking up bottles from behind the bar", another time for arguing with the bar staff (paid for a drink and didnt get me the one i asked for) and another time when a mate took ketamine and collapsed at the bar :biggrin:

Reply 19

Hugh-Jackman

yeah all the above...fighting, falling asleep, caught taking drugs....being overly rowdy...spinning tables...knocking over glasses etc....don't think I'm banned from anywhere though. Probably get kicked out of somewhere once a year...but as long as you don't make too much of a fuss the bouncers realise you was probably just overly drunk and it's a one off and let you back in.

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