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i make sex noises in my sleep. watch

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    i know i sleeptalk most nights, but it hasn't usually been a problem; i sleep through it, and my friends don't mention it to me anymore, unless i say something especially funny..
    And anyway, I stayed at my friends house the other night, there were 5 of us in the room, and in the morning they told me i had been making "sex noises" in my sleep. i don't remember having a particularly hot dream, but i obviously was. I'm pretty mortified to be honest, and need a cure..
    does anyone know how to stop me doing this?
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    So does this girl I know. Well she moans...
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    Its not unusual. Loads of girls do it. I had a conversation with my ex once about an orange draw being open -wtf? And another of my ex's used to make sex noises, apparently she was never actually having a sex dream, just made noises like it.
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    How much sex are you getting at the moment?
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    (Original post by sil3nt_cha0s)
    How much sex are you getting at the moment?
    right now? im in my jimjams watching toy story, so none.
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    (Original post by Tashinreallife)
    right now? im in my jimjams watching toy story, so none.
    :facepalm:

    I mean on a weekly basis or something...
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    I think a lot of people make a few moans in their sleep. Your friends are probably exaggerating a little to tease you. Wouldn't worry about it. It's not really important.
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    I do this too. It's not that bad, just accept it.
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    (Original post by Tashinreallife)
    i know i sleeptalk most nights, but it hasn't usually been a problem; i sleep through it, and my friends don't mention it to me anymore, unless i say something especially funny..
    And anyway, I stayed at my friends house the other night, there were 5 of us in the room, and in the morning they told me i had been making "sex noises" in my sleep. i don't remember having a particularly hot dream, but i obviously was. I'm pretty mortified to be honest, and need a cure..
    does anyone know how to stop me doing this?
    There was a story in the paper about sommink like this lol
    This woman had it chronically though :P
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    Either the people that heard you are exagerating to make it funny. Or you do a bit, and you just have very exciting dreams
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    (Original post by Tashinreallife)
    i know i sleeptalk most nights, but it hasn't usually been a problem; i sleep through it, and my friends don't mention it to me anymore, unless i say something especially funny..
    And anyway, I stayed at my friends house the other night, there were 5 of us in the room, and in the morning they told me i had been making "sex noises" in my sleep. i don't remember having a particularly hot dream, but i obviously was. I'm pretty mortified to be honest, and need a cure..
    does anyone know how to stop me doing this?
    smoke some cannabis... and dont think about nude/porn/ anything that will arouse you before you goto sleep.
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    have sex instead, then you won't be needing sleep!
    in all seriousness, i'm sure they were winding you up a little, it's not a big problem i don't think, and i don't think there's any way to stop it, all i know is i'd rather do that than sleepwalk like my friend. she's ruddy dangerous!
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    I know a girl who occasionally sleeps with her eyes open. Words cannot explain how much that ****** me up when I found out first-hand. Thought she was dead.

    But I bet they were exaggerating. Everyone makes noises in their sleep at some point.
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    (Original post by ellingham)
    you sure coz you're kinda ugly, nomsayin?
    since when has being ugly stopped people from having sex?
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    (Original post by Tashinreallife)
    since when has being ugly stopped people from having sex?
    Ugly people don't get laid alot in general, you some exception?
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    lmao ! thats coz your horny
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    (Original post by ellingham)
    Ugly people don't get laid alot in general, you some exception?
    sorry sex god, i was just looking for some advice. But thanks for trying to make me feel small over the internet..
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    (Original post by Tashinreallife)
    sorry sex god, i was just looking for some advice. But thanks for trying to make me feel small over the internet..
    It's cool, thats what i do when i'm bored. Still you might get laid on day just keep on dreaming about it and it might just happen.
    but i highly doubt it
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    My friend stayed over last week and told me I did the same. Don't remember having a sex dream either. Slightly embarrassing but meh, worse has happened.
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    Maybe you were mastubating
 
 
 
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