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Australia moves to ban small breasts in porn?! watch

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    This couldnt be more ridiculous -

    "The ban (RC) on small breasted women in adult publications has been made by the Australian Classification Board allegedly on the grounds that such images could be construed as child pornography, even where those publications comply with American law and keep certification that performers are over 18.

    Female ejaculation has been banned on the incredible grounds that "the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of 'golden showers' in the Classification Guidelines" and/or "Female ejaculation is an 'abhorrent' depiction
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    Source(s) - http://www.geekologie.com/2010/01/di...ralia_bans.php
    http://www.theweek.com/article/index...all_breast_ban

    Right, so apparently, small breasts = children and men who like small breasts = potential paedophiles and perverts.
    Additionally, whilst male ejaculation is accepted as normal and natural, female ejaculation is wrong, disgusting and "abhorrent".
    I tell you what, its no wonder women are so insecure today.

    :rolleyes:
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    You know that politicans are underworked and rule over a country with minimal serious problems when they have time to do this.
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    Just out of curiosity, how would this be enforced?

    Formation of the long awaited F.B.I?
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    And so Australia falls ever deeper into ridiculous social conservatism..
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    It's no wonder women are insecure? For real? You try being a man in a paedophile and rapist obsessed society. How many times have men crossed the street to avoid you?
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    Apparently it's not actually true. Or, not as the articles are saying. They didn't ban small breasts, they banned actors who look underage, therefore larger-breasted women are being used by the film-makers to make sure their films are not rejected. Or something. Still stupid, but I think it's more the film-makers making the decision than the law? I don't know, all the articles on this seem to say something different.

    The female ejaculation thing is mental though
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    Sounds like a win-win, to me.
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    (Original post by Antonia87)
    This couldnt be more ridiculous -

    "The ban (RC) on small breasted women in adult publications has been made by the Australian Classification Board allegedly on the grounds that such images could be construed as child pornography, even where those publications comply with American law and keep certification that performers are over 18.

    Female ejaculation has been banned on the incredible grounds that "the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of 'golden showers' in the Classification Guidelines" and/or "Female ejaculation is an 'abhorrent' depiction
    ."

    Source(s) - http://www.geekologie.com/2010/01/di...ralia_bans.php
    http://www.theweek.com/article/index...all_breast_ban

    Right, so apparently, small breasts = children and men who like small breasts = potential paedophiles and perverts.
    Additionally, whilst male ejaculation is accepted as normal and natural, female ejaculation is wrong, disgusting and "abhorrent".
    I tell you what, its no wonder women are so insecure today.

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    This is the funniest thing I've read all day. Particularly even just the title.
    Edit: Also, how exactly do you regulate when small breasts end and bigger breasts begin?
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    (Original post by EdwardCurrent)
    It's no wonder women are insecure? For real? You try being a man in a paedophile and rapist obsessed society. How many times have men crossed the street to avoid you?
    Would you rather have people cross the street, or be scared of being attacked?
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    Why are people complaining about this?!
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    :facepalm:

    That's a joke.

    I like small tits, i'm no pervert :hmmm:
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    Australia's government is horribly backward in its love of censorship. High time they were repatriated.
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    (Original post by nolongerhearthemusic)
    Would you rather have people cross the street, or be scared of being attacked?
    What sort of question is that?
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    (Original post by EdwardCurrent)
    What sort of question is that?
    A good one?
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    Breast inspector has a purpose!
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    I expect such idiocy from a country descended from our former vagrants and criminals.
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    Lol...I wouldn't be surprised as Australia even started banning allegedly violent Video-games despite them having a ratings system. But this is seriously beyond ridiculous.
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    (Original post by nolongerhearthemusic)
    A good one?
    Irrelevent and inane. If you're going to make a point then make it, but you have completely missed the crux of the biscuit.
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    More than a handful is a waste anyway.

    And I'm going to move to promote myself as the regulator.
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    At least somewhere is taking the initiative on this issue :holmes:
 
 
 
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