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    I wonder what the guy, who first milked a cow, thought he was playing at?

    '...and if I pull on this thing some white stuff comes out. I wonder what it tastes like...'
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    (Original post by Michael Beaver)
    I wonder what the guy, who first milked a cow, thought he was playing at?

    '...and if I pull on this thing some white stuff comes out. I wonder what it tastes like...'
    Yep but he would have seen what the baby calf would do and think, that it must be like lactating etc etc
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    (Original post by Michael Beaver)
    I wonder what the guy, who first milked a cow, thought he was playing at?

    '...and if I pull on this thing some white stuff comes out. I wonder what it tastes like...'
    I imagine he saw a calf doing it first - not to mention women! At least cow's milk tastes nice, unlike a goat's.

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    Maybe he was thinking about what happens when he pulls on himself?
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    Is it true that Aids was concieved by some human getting it on with a monkey?
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    (Original post by Michael Beaver)
    Maybe he was thinking about what happens when he pulls on himself?
    Why do you assume that it was a man who first milked a cow? He would've been more likely to kill it. A woman would've probably performed the task.

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    (Original post by Bhaal85)
    Is it true that Aids was concieved by some human getting it on with a monkey?
    I've heard that too.
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    (Original post by Bhaal85)
    Is it true that Aids was concieved by some human getting it on with a monkey?
    Yes it was. Aids is not dangerous to a monkey but obviously lethal with us
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    (Original post by 2776)
    Yes it was. Aids is not dangerous to a monkey but obviously lethal with us
    That's so hilarious. I mean what was he thinking, 'oh I know, I'm feeling a bit kinky so I'll go and f**k a chimpanze' lol.
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    (Original post by 2776)
    Yes it was. Aids is not dangerous to a monkey but obviously lethal with us
    curry needs to be killed.....GRRRR

    yes ive heard that aids was concieved by a monkey and a human getting it on........
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    Curry Is Not Killed..... Curry Is Love
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    (Original post by curry)
    Curry Is Not Killed..... Curry Is Love
    GO AWAY every1 CALLS me curry......therefore you putting up porn is going to reflect on ME

    get your own user name instead of stealing someone elses!
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    (Original post by curryADD)
    GO AWAY every1 CALLS me curry......therefore you putting up porn is going to reflect on ME

    get your own user name instead of stealing someone elses!
    Good one curry (ADD) that is...
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    (Original post by 2776)
    Good one curry (ADD) that is...
    thanx
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    (Original post by Michael Beaver)
    I wonder what the guy, who first milked a cow, thought he was playing at?

    '...and if I pull on this thing some white stuff comes out. I wonder what it tastes like...'
    maybe he was a pervert so he squeezed them and a funny white stuff came out
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    (Original post by curryADD)
    GO AWAY every1 CALLS me curry......therefore you putting up porn is going to reflect on ME

    get your own user name instead of stealing someone elses!
    why are you curryADD then instead of just curry

    i'm thefish_uk rather than fish because fish is taken by some 2-post n00b who was round a month ago and talked about pokemon
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    (Original post by thefish_uk)
    why are you curryADD then instead of just curry

    i'm thefish_uk rather than fish because fish is taken by some 2-post n00b who was round a month ago and talked about pokemon
    what are boring person he was!!
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    (Original post by Michael Beaver)
    I wonder what the guy, who first milked a cow, thought he was playing at?

    '...and if I pull on this thing some white stuff comes out. I wonder what it tastes like...'
    Perhaps it tastes like his mommy?
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    (Original post by thefish_uk)
    why are you curryADD then instead of just curry

    i'm thefish_uk rather than fish because fish is taken by some 2-post n00b who was round a month ago and talked about pokemon
    because i have 1600 posts to my name
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    (Original post by caz)
    Perhaps it tastes like his mommy?
    sicko
 
 
 
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