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I wonder what the guy, who first milked a cow, thought he was playing at?

'...and if I pull on this thing some white stuff comes out. I wonder what it tastes like...'
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I wonder what the guy, who first milked a cow, thought he was playing at?

'...and if I pull on this thing some white stuff comes out. I wonder what it tastes like...'
Yep but he would have seen what the baby calf would do and think, that it must be like lactating etc etc
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I wonder what the guy, who first milked a cow, thought he was playing at?

'...and if I pull on this thing some white stuff comes out. I wonder what it tastes like...'
I imagine he saw a calf doing it first - not to mention women! At least cow's milk tastes nice, unlike a goat's.

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Maybe he was thinking about what happens when he pulls on himself?
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Is it true that Aids was concieved by some human getting it on with a monkey?
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Maybe he was thinking about what happens when he pulls on himself?
Why do you assume that it was a man who first milked a cow? He would've been more likely to kill it. A woman would've probably performed the task.

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Is it true that Aids was concieved by some human getting it on with a monkey?
I've heard that too.
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Is it true that Aids was concieved by some human getting it on with a monkey?
Yes it was. Aids is not dangerous to a monkey but obviously lethal with us
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Yes it was. Aids is not dangerous to a monkey but obviously lethal with us
That's so hilarious. I mean what was he thinking, 'oh I know, I'm feeling a bit kinky so I'll go and f**k a chimpanze' lol.
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Yes it was. Aids is not dangerous to a monkey but obviously lethal with us
curry needs to be killed.....GRRRR

yes ive heard that aids was concieved by a monkey and a human getting it on........
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Curry Is Not Killed..... Curry Is Love
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Curry Is Not Killed..... Curry Is Love
GO AWAY every1 CALLS me curry......therefore you putting up porn is going to reflect on ME

get your own user name instead of stealing someone elses!
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GO AWAY every1 CALLS me curry......therefore you putting up porn is going to reflect on ME

get your own user name instead of stealing someone elses!
Good one curry (ADD) that is...
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Good one curry (ADD) that is...
thanx
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I wonder what the guy, who first milked a cow, thought he was playing at?

'...and if I pull on this thing some white stuff comes out. I wonder what it tastes like...'
maybe he was a pervert so he squeezed them and a funny white stuff came out
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GO AWAY every1 CALLS me curry......therefore you putting up porn is going to reflect on ME

get your own user name instead of stealing someone elses!
why are you curryADD then instead of just curry

i'm thefish_uk rather than fish because fish is taken by some 2-post n00b who was round a month ago and talked about pokemon
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why are you curryADD then instead of just curry

i'm thefish_uk rather than fish because fish is taken by some 2-post n00b who was round a month ago and talked about pokemon
what are boring person he was!!
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I wonder what the guy, who first milked a cow, thought he was playing at?

'...and if I pull on this thing some white stuff comes out. I wonder what it tastes like...'
Perhaps it tastes like his mommy?
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why are you curryADD then instead of just curry

i'm thefish_uk rather than fish because fish is taken by some 2-post n00b who was round a month ago and talked about pokemon
because i have 1600 posts to my name
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Perhaps it tastes like his mommy?
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