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    **** off virgil. hahahaha trollman is so right this is so lame..!
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    (Original post by Virgil)
    Are there any fit girls? cause believe it or not I am straight and very erotically charged
    Definitely need to start your full sentence with a capital letter there
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    (Original post by Virgil)
    I just had to come back and type that in, thats one of the best posts ive done in a while. I hope you appreciated it.

    If that happens I'll just turn gay and take all your girly friends so you'll be all alone. That is if you get in.

    I've got 6 unconditional offers, yeah thats right. No I have 4, Imperial, UCL, Kings, Edinburgh
    nooooo, if you turned gay could you please attact some nice other gay guys so i can get a gay best friend?? Ill be really nice! but i need a male opinion when i go shopping...

    euurgh why do you want to stay in london? I applied to edinburgh too, biologicial sciences? what are you planning on firming? so far i have bristol, edinburgh and manchester for cocditional offers and i can't decide on what to firm, imperial is the last uni im waiting for a reply on.

    And if i didnt get in and you seriously pissed me off i could just go crazy ***** on yo ass and roll up to imperial on weekends and lure any potential girls away by using mad social networking skills.
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    This was a conversation between me and April_LANDAN here.
    Getting help from other members to argue on your behalf isn't very character building?
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    (Original post by BananaNinja)
    Definitely need to start your full sentence with a capital letter there
    Hahahahahahahaha! I officially <3 this guy
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    Because London is a sophisticated, traditional and up to date city which will cater for my intellectual needs in the future and provide me a sound foundation to pursue a career in science.

    Plus its where all my real mates are, hyde park sunday evening going for a dog walk thats where its at.

    Imperial or UCL will be my firm, that is if I get the grades. Yeah your right they'd have my anyway just for being awesome.

    The girls that are attracted to me dont talk to girls that are as retarded as you.
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    (Original post by April_London)
    Hahahahahahahaha! I officially <3 this guy

    S.L.U.T ALERT
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    (Original post by Virgil)
    S.L.U.T ALERT
    hey hey, a healthy sexually active lifestyle is nothing to be ashamed of. but then again i guess you just wouldnt understand...

    hmm but if you have been here for a while dont you feel like you have to move out somewhere new? Manchester and Edinburgh had so much more new culture that they seeming pretty attractive..!

    I can believe you just brought people with serious ailments into this, people who are mentally disabled shouldnt be made fun of
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    Sleeping with your teacher to get that A* grade cannot be classed as healthy, its actually somewhere in the morally grey area.

    London is lush, FULL STOP Edinburgh is cold. The only reason i'd go to Manchester is if someone gave me a season ticket for Man U, and that would be pushing it.

    Hows that for timing
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    (Original post by Virgil)
    Sleeping with your teacher to get that A* grade cannot be classed as healthy, its actually somewhere in the morally grey area.

    London is lush, FULL STOP Edinburgh is cold. The only reason i'd go to Manchester is if someone gave me a season ticket for Man U, and that would be pushing it.

    Hows that for timing
    mnnn older men are sexy though. nothin wrong with a little teacher-student action, maybe you need to open your mind a little or watch some more porn? :confused:

    london is pretty damn cold, today was the first nice day in like 2932138 years..! and manchester is really nice, went to visit. Also, it is the biggest student city in england so there will never be a shortage of new people (and possibly desperate chicks in your case...) ayyyyy man u fan, respect for you went a tiny bit up.

    im not really seeing how timing comes into this....

    ok ok if you were me what would you put first and second?? hahaha yes, i really am getting that desperate im confused!
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    Trust me if I need to get out and exercise the muscles in my wrist is the least of my worries Ive been using that muscle for years.

    Really I was lying you'd have to pay me to support Man U, Chelsea is the way forward. Respect for you couldnt drop any lower.

    The reason I said the timing bit was because I thought of a great response and joke in the space of 4 mins compared to your dribble.

    Certainly not Edinburgh, how low on self esteem are you? Manchester is okay, its full of mutants though, so you'll fit right in
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    Trust me if I need to get out and exercise the muscles in my wrist is the least of my worries Ive been using that muscle for years.

    Really I was lying you'd have to pay me to support Man U, Chelsea is the way forward. Respect for you couldnt drop any lower.

    The reason I said the timing bit was because I thought of a great response and joke in the space of 4 mins compared to your dribble.

    Certainly not Edinburgh, how low on self esteem are you? Manchester is okay, its full of mutants though, so you'll fit right in
    mnn. so you are spending more time at home with yourself that with some real life ladies... im sligthly disturbed/ somewhat worried...

    my respect for you is actually in the negatives. chelsea is for little rich boys, russian people and random thai millionaires. pfff and that wasnt really that much of a response, i was defiantely not impressed and you drove troll man away with your cruel, cruel remarks. lol and wtf?? i dont even understand your comment about edinburgh and there were lots of fine lookin people when i went downt o manchester. and hey, mutants, they could have some positive mutant traits, ill keep an open mind...

    and why are you so spiteful of the world? someone needs a hug :'(
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    Im getting abused by the girl who spends most of the time under her teachers desk?

    Um okay, the reason any girl supports Man U is because they have a thing for Rooney (who btw is the only reason Man U are any good this season) which doesnt say much about themselves because Rooney is a spitting image of Shrek.

    Do you miss trollman already, jeez you are desperate.

    Edinburgh was my last choice because I couldnt think of any other unis that were any good, so im not really bothered about it. Yeah if anything your trait is being super blonde.

    I got rejected from Cambridge, which was inevitable but still unpleasant.
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    (Original post by Virgil)
    Im getting abused by the girl who spends most of the time under her teachers desk?

    Um okay, the reason any girl supports Man U is because they have a thing for Rooney (who btw is the only reason Man U are any good this season) which doesnt say much about themselves because Rooney is a spitting image of Shrek.

    Do you miss trollman already, jeez you are desperate.

    Edinburgh was my last choice because I couldnt think of any other unis that were any good, so im not really bothered about it. Yeah if anything your trait is being super blonde.

    I got rejected from Cambridge, which was inevitable but still unpleasant.
    eurgh no ******* way, rooney looks horrific! i support man u (unlike bunch of other tools) because my dad is from manchester. and nooo im not blond thank you, being a half asian hybird doesnt really allow for that. troll man was nice and didnt abuse randomers :'( !!

    eurgh how could you be dissapointed about cam? i was so relieveed when i got a rejection, its ne ofthose places that you have to go to even if you dont want to because it would be "such a waste" and would let your parents down so raw. also its boring as **** down there, the most interesting thing i saw the whole day was two old guy hobos on a bench one shouting noises at the other one and the other guy just going "ahhh!" and nodding. I couldnt live with that for three years..!!!

    yep. you definately need a hug i have decided. but you aint getting one of me because you are clearly too innately evil.
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    Wow major assumptions made in that first paragraph. Firstly you have a go at me for english being my second language, and you are half asian, which coincidence so am I (Hong Konger). Secondly your not allowed to say all the other teams are tools when your sitting below Chelsea on the table. So chin up.

    I got rejected for my interview, apparently I was too laid back and relaxed believe it or not. Cambridge is lovely, full of old dirty men, which suits you perfectly.
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    (Original post by Virgil)
    Wow major assumptions made in that first paragraph. Firstly you have a go at me for english being my second language, and you are half asian, which coincidence so am I (Hong Konger). Secondly your not allowed to say all the other teams are tools when your sitting below Chelsea on the table. So chin up.

    I got rejected for my interview, apparently I was too laid back and relaxed believe it or not. Cambridge is lovely, full of old dirty men, which suits you perfectly.
    AYY!! GO HALF ASIANS!! We are basically related, officially. and i dont speak vietnamese, only english so i dont really haeve a second language.... and **** offff you guys are gonna slip up eventually. hmm i was too laid back to and i got pissed off and sort of maybe yelled at my interviewers... *cough* didnt go down so well there! hahaha ad my interviewer was a bit of a dirty old man, but shockingly i wasnt so into that.... and why do you think its because you were too laid back?
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    (Original post by Virgil)
    Always start a sentence with a capital letter
    Always end it with a full stop.
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    Fortunetly Im going to end tonights banter because being the good "half asian" that I am I have a reputation to keep up, oh yes I have chemistry olympiad paper to do, you wouldnt know what im talking about because there is no chemistry paralympics.

    Chelsea have "the" best team in the premier league, Drogba is worth 5 Rooneys and you know it. They will never slip up.

    Shouting at your interviewer, someones too cool for school. That must have ended interestingly

    I think so far im winning our little cuss out as I have though of the best comebacks and jokes. So as you said "Suck it *****"

    We'll settle this someother time, after you've cried to your mummy and daddy.
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    (Original post by Virgil)
    Are there any fit girls? cause believe it or not I am straight and very erotically charged
    The 'l' in your username wasn't mistakenly put in instead of an 'n', was it? Or was the username "Virgin" taken already?
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    The 'l' in your username wasn't mistakenly put in instead of an 'n', was it? Or was the username "Virgin" taken already?
    HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS BRILLIANT!
 
 
 
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