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101 ways condoms could actually save your life watch

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    Inspired thusly

    1. A condom can hold a lot of water and so is good as a water bottle in emergency situations.

    2. They can be used to make balloon animals, which can be a good distraction when escaping from nefarious children.

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    3.Should there be no paper bag for ventilation in aircrafts when feeling sick, condoms can be used instead [this can also be extended to the use of a 'puke' bag]

    4.If you have a shard of glass deep in your flesh, use a condom as a glove to minimise infection when removing the shard because hands usually have a lot of bacteria on them
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    You could roll up money and put it in or drugs and then shove it up your ass like they do in the films
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    You could suffocate a girl who would just not stop pestering you for sex by shoving it over her head ?
    Or is that just evil ?
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    If you were stranded in the middle of the sea you could blow one up and use it as a float
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    you can put one on your penis
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    Erm, but stopping you getting AIDs?
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    After you're done with sex, you can slap someone with it who deserves it :yep:
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    You can drunkenly pass out with one on after you're done, wake up 3 hours later to try piss and then wonder why your **** is expanding at an alarming rate.

    I'm not sure how it saves your life but still.
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    (Original post by ElegantElephant™)
    Erm, but stopping you getting AIDs?
    Thank you for this. Its sad that it took a couple of posts for this to show up.
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    Leaving them on the bedroom dresser to remind her that's she's just the next in line, and nothing serious will come out of this quick shag. Ever. Please.
 
 
 
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