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    I have no foot-eye coordination. No hand-eye for goalkeeping either. How do I become a premier league footballer?
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    Get really rich. Buy a team. Insist on playing for team.
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    (Original post by PorcineAviation)
    I have no foot-eye coordination. No hand-eye for goalkeeping either. How do I become a premier league footballer?
    Go to a top 5 university.

    Last summer I made an internship at Chelsea R&K (Run & Kick) and 73.518932% of interns where from LSE and Oxbridge.
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    (Original post by Pitoburo)
    Go to a top 5 university.

    Last summer I made an internship at Chelsea R&K (Run & Kick) and 73.518932% of interns where from LSE and Oxbridge.
    What's the conversion to full-time?
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    (Original post by onthecoast)
    What's the conversion to full-time?
    Last year pretty low, around 20%, because the majority spent the night before a big match with a group of high-level escorts.

    Stupid coach!!!!!!!!
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    post in the right sub forum
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    (Original post by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz)
    post in the right sub forum
    Absolutely no sense of humor.......
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    (Original post by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz)
    post in the right sub forum
    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show...9&postcount=13

    Very original indeed. :p:
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    (Original post by x_LiNk_x)
    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show...9&postcount=13

    Very original indeed. :p:
    did you reapply for economics btw?
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    Divide your time neatly between physical fitness, specific skills and ridiculous acting. Should stand you in good stead.
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    You can try Remy Gailard trick http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l7R17tkCg4
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    Invest in footballing skills. I'd recommend investing in a house because you can then sell it for a mansion, then sell that for a stadium and then retire at 25. But if you really want to be a footballer, invest in your feet. Also pick up some cheap tart (will help increase your ROI) from a council estate and glam her up a bit. You'll look the part and her conversation wont trouble the minds of your future team mates.
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    Try getting signed by Portsmouth or Bolton. They LOVE signing crap footballers
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    (Original post by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz)
    did you reapply for economics btw?
    Yes, see sig.

    Hopefully it goes better this year!
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    (Original post by x_LiNk_x)
    Yes, see sig.

    Hopefully it goes better this year!
    but did you not get an offer from two of the unis you applied to again?
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    (Original post by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz)
    but did you not get an offer from two of the unis you applied to again?
    Haven't heard back yet.

    Nottingham are sorting out my fee status before they respond and Bath I haven't heard from yet.
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    (Original post by x_LiNk_x)
    Haven't heard back yet.

    Nottingham are sorting out my fee status before they respond and Bath I haven't heard from yet.
    No i meant did you not get the offers from notts and bath in the previous cycle?
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    (Original post by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz)
    No i meant did you not get the offers from notts and bath in the previous cycle?
    Yes, but I had some extenuating circumstances surrounding my Maths A-level, therefore I didn't achieve my A grade.

    I am doing the entire A-level again on AQA this time.
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    (Original post by x_LiNk_x)
    Yes, but I had some extenuating circumstances surrounding my Maths A-level, therefore I didn't achieve my A grade.

    I am doing the entire A-level again on AQA this time.
    ah right k, just confused me a bit
 
 
 
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