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    I can't sing or play instruments or write songs. How do I become a multi-million record selling artist?
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    1. Lose all sense of self-decency.
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    Works for lady gaga
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    2. Be unbelievably good-looking.
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    (Original post by PorcineAviation)
    I can't sing or play instruments or write songs. How do I become a multi-million record selling artist?

    lol, you make it sound like those skills are necessary. Judging by the crap that gets produced you don't need any musical abilities whatsoever.
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    Get out of the aviation industry for a start.
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    (Original post by onthecoast)
    Works for lady gaga
    Yep, cos she cant sing, dance, write songs OR play instruments :yep:
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    Either

    A) You need to be extremely talented, original and groundbreaking

    Or

    B) Do what’s already proved to be successful and be extremely lucky
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    Find your equally talentless twin, and go on the X-Factor.
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    Be good looking and join a boy band.
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    Be a gimmick. Whore yourself.
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    (Original post by James4d)
    Yep, cos she cant sing, dance, write songs OR play instruments :yep:
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    yeah... totally...she's definitely know for her singing abilities as well as amazing songwriting...
    nothing to do with the fact that she ALWAYS dresses like weirdo...
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    Post in the right sub-forums.
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    (Original post by x_LiNk_x)
    Post in the right sub-forums.
    LOL!
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    (Original post by Potally_Tissed)
    lol, you make it sound like those skills are necessary. Judging by the crap that gets produced you don't need any musical abilities whatsoever.
    Ahahah! Your sigs are funny. :')
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    buy Autotune
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    :troll:, but interesting point.

    Go to the gym a lot and show lots of skin.
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    (Original post by onthecoast)
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    yeah... totally...she's definitely know for her singing abilities as well as amazing songwriting...
    nothing to do with the fact that she ALWAYS dresses like weirdo...
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    Anyone who actually likes Lady GaGa knows she can sing pretty well, does write some of her own songs and can play the piano (at least, dunno if she plays anything else). Anyone who doesn't like her only knows that she dresses weirdly and has catchy songs.
    Your problem really. She's the one who's getting rich...
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    (Original post by PorcineAviation)
    I can't sing or play instruments or write songs. How do I become a multi-million record selling artist?
    Britney Spears
    Lil Wayne
    Miley Cyrus
    Jonas Bros
    Flo-rida
    Robbie Williams
    Mika
    Madonna
    David Guetta

    The list goes on infinitely. These people can't sing, write, or play an instrument and they collect platinnum records and grammys like toys.

    Commercial success in music doesn't depend on your creativity/musicianship, you just need to be the industry's ***** and let them puppet you.

    It's getting a global label's initial attention that's hard!
    Hope this helps =]
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    (Original post by YannTouchable)
    Britney Spears
    Lil Wayne
    Miley Cyrus
    Jonas Bros
    Flo-rida
    Robbie Williams
    Mika
    Madonna
    David Guetta

    The list goes on infinitely. These people can't sing, write, or play an instrument and they collect platinnum records and grammys like toys.

    Commercial success in music doesn't depend on your creativity/musicianship, you just need to be the industry's ***** and let them puppet you.

    It's getting a global label's initial attention that's hard!
    Hope this helps =]
    See above Re: the GaGa.
 
 
 
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