Hey there! Sign in to join this conversationNew here? Join for free
    Offline

    2
    ReputationRep:
    absolutely grim.
    Offline

    2
    ReputationRep:
    this made me smile
    Offline

    1
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Inzamam99)
    What's the similarity between Madeline McCann and a submarine? :teehee:
    Spoiler:
    Show
    Spoiler:
    Show
    Spoiler:
    Show
    Both lie at the bottom of the sea, and are filled with seamen
    Offline

    1
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by aliluvschoc)
    18, 19 on Saturday if you must know. :eyeball:


    why?
    Happy advance birthday :eyeball:
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by aliluvschoc)
    18, 19 on Saturday if you must know. :eyeball:


    why?
    I like you.

    I will definitely come to your party, where && when is it?? x.

    (PS I keep reading your name as 'aliluvscoc' )
    Offline

    14
    ReputationRep:
    I wonder why the first guy took it to the police - if I found a mysterious substance on my tights I'd just put it in the wash.
    Offline

    3
    ReputationRep:
    Ololol RED ROCKET, RED ROCKET, C'MONNN
    Offline

    16
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Moe Lester)
    Happy advance birthday :eyeball:
    Thanks lol
    (Original post by Politics Guy)
    I like you.

    I will definitely come to your party, where && when is it?? x.

    (PS I keep reading your name as 'aliluvscoc' )


    :unsure:

    With all these semen creepers around, I don't think I should say.



    On topic, I wonder why he would use animal semen. It must be easier to just... harvest his own, no?
    Offline

    12
    ReputationRep:
    what a scallywag!
    Offline

    1
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by aliluvschoc)
    On topic, I wonder why he would use animal semen. It must be easier to just... harvest his own, no?
    Perhaps he found it more...enjoyable to harvest an animals :dontknow: Plus I imagine it would provide the police with a genetic record of himself if he used his own jizz....
    Offline

    16
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Moe Lester)
    Perhaps he found it more...enjoyable to harvest an animals :dontknow: Plus I imagine it would provide the police with a genetic record of himself if he used his own jizz....
    I suppose he could enjoy the challenge. You know, 500ml of guinea-pig juice within one week or such like.


    :dontknow:


    But yeah, you're right, I'd not thought of the DNA issue.

    That rascal. :mmm:
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by aliluvschoc)
    Thanks lol




    :unsure:

    With all these semen creepers around, I don't think I should say.



    On topic, I wonder why he would use animal semen. It must be easier to just... harvest his own, no?
    If he used his own, the police would have his DNA

    EDIT: I need to learn to type faster...
    Offline

    12
    ReputationRep:
    How did these people not realise that they'd had semen thrown on them until after the 'attack'? I thought it'd be pretty obvious. And like somebody else said, if I saw a substance on my tights my first thought wouldn't be that I better go to the police, it'd be that they need a good wash.
    Offline

    1
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by aliluvschoc)
    I suppose he could enjoy the challenge. You know, 500ml of guinea-pig juice within one week or such like.
    That would be one heck of a challenge, "guinea-pig juice" do you consider it to ill-mannered to refer to it as "jizz"? Sounds like a little kid. "mummy, mummy...I see Guinea pig-juice"

    That rascal. :mmm:
    Quite the varmint :top2:
    Offline

    7
    ReputationRep:
    I believe it was human semen ... the authorities just decided to hide disguise the fact
    Offline

    1
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Kelsieee)
    EDIT: I need to learn to type faster...
    :teehee:
    Offline

    17
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by aliluvschoc)
    I suppose he could enjoy the challenge. You know, 500ml of guinea-pig juice within one week or such like.


    :dontknow:


    But yeah, you're right, I'd not thought of the DNA issue.

    That rascal. :mmm:
    That would be one sore guinea pig after that week!!
    Offline

    16
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Moe Lester)
    That would be one heck of a challenge, "guinea-pig juice" do you consider it to ill-mannered to refer to it as "jizz"? Sounds like a little kid. "mummy, mummy...I see Guinea pig-juice"



    Quite the varmint :top2:
    :dontknow: I guess it fitted the context quite nicely.


    Jizz is such a man word anyway.
    Offline

    10
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Moe Lester)
    Spoiler:
    Show
    Spoiler:
    Show
    Spoiler:
    Show
    Both lie at the bottom of the sea, and are filled with seamen
    What's the difference between Maddy and Jesus?















    Jesus died a virgin.
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    that is disgusting, omg!
 
 
 
  • See more of what you like on The Student Room

    You can personalise what you see on TSR. Tell us a little about yourself to get started.

  • Poll
    Has a teacher ever helped you cheat?
    Useful resources
    AtCTs

    Ask the Community Team

    Got a question about the site content or our moderation? Ask here.

    Welcome Lounge

    Welcome Lounge

    We're a friendly bunch. Post here if you're new to TSR.

    Groups associated with this forum:

    View associated groups
  • See more of what you like on The Student Room

    You can personalise what you see on TSR. Tell us a little about yourself to get started.

  • The Student Room, Get Revising and Marked by Teachers are trading names of The Student Room Group Ltd.

    Register Number: 04666380 (England and Wales), VAT No. 806 8067 22 Registered Office: International House, Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XE

    Write a reply...
    Reply
    Hide
    Reputation gems: You get these gems as you gain rep from other members for making good contributions and giving helpful advice.