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    [I wonder how long until this is deleted - some moderator is abusing his powers!!!]
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    Do you love me?

    Are you playing your love games with me?
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    How many feet does it take to get up a mountain? How many teeth does it take to swim in the sea? How many lives end in the fountain and why is there never much hope left for me?
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    What is the meaning of life?
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    (Original post by generic hybrid)
    Do you love me?

    Are you playing your love games with me?
    No.

    and no.

    NEXT.
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    How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
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    Is it hard to make arrangements with yourself when you're old enough to repay but young enough to sell?
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    (Original post by generic hybrid)
    How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
    The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.

    (I know you asked someone else but I couldn't resist.)
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    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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    (Original post by whitepearlbaby)
    The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.

    (I know you asked someone else but I couldn't resist.)
    It is okay! Any help is appreciated. Thank you for answering my question.
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    Do you believe in creationism?

    Can I haz a cheezburger?
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    Dearest God of War,

    If I was your girlfriend, would you remember to tell me all of the things you forgot when I was your man?

    Would you let me wash your hair?

    Could I make you breakfast sometime?

    Or maybe we could just hang out? Could we go to the movie and cry together? To me, baby, that would be so fine.
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    (Original post by whitepearlbaby)
    How many feet does it take to get up a mountain?

    Two.

    How many teeth does it take to swim in the sea?

    You dont need teeth to swim in the sea. You just need a decent swimming teacher and to be of able body.
    How many lives end in the fountain - which fountain is this?
    and why is there never much hope left for me?

    There is always hope. Tell me your problems and I will sort them out.
    Answers in bold.
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    Why does it take so long for you to answer questions? Do you have trouble with reading? It's fine if you do. It doesn't change how I feel about you. Even the illiterate can still make sweet love in Papa GH's Love Tent. You will love my Love Tent, everyone does. I keep it out in the garden, surrounded by dancing sunbeams. Baby, step into my Love Tent. Let me place sweet kisses on your shoulder like rose petals. Our loving will be smooth, so smooth.
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    (Original post by Chassi)
    What is the meaning of life?
    From a Darwinian perspective: to reproduce and ensure your genes continue through the generations.

    From a spiritual perspective: enlightenment - finding god and obeying him.
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    Let me try something new. I would like you to think of our love as something spiritual. Maybe through the passion of our union you can convert me to your ways. I would do anything to get in your pants, God of War. I would roll in the dirt if it meant a roll in the hay with you.

    Also I would like to hear back about my offer of impregnating you with my godless satan child. Please respond.
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    (Original post by generic hybrid)
    How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
    One part of masculinity is derived from his testosterone.
    A man with low to no testosterone is no man at all.
    Quit masterbating and your testosterone will rise, exercise and your t will rise.
    http://www.boost-your-low-testosterone.com/index.html to learn how to boost T.

    However a man that knows not how to control himself and his testosterone when he acquires it is nothing but a beast. The second part is control.

    Research sexual transmutation (napoleon hill) this is the method that we use to learn control.
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    I need to be insync with the power of truth in order to answer questions, and I feel my powers are diminishing now. Alas I'am tired so I will answer the rest of the questions tommorow.
 
 
 
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