Tights vs. StockingsWatch this thread
Lauren: You're right about the stockings making men happy - but we're not all dumb! :P
I've been known to wear stockings. More often hold-ups.
I really dislike wearing tights - hold-ups are far more comfortable.
Who in the world wears "stockings"?
Lmao!!! My thoughts....Stockings are for Christmas. And Christmas alone. But yes, men like suspenders. Apparently. Tights are annoyingly addictive - once you're in 'em for winter, you get all snug and stuff, and don't want to part with them for summer...
(Well, it's not like anybody sees them anyway, so...)
Tights give you penguin legs - i.e. you start walking like a penguin when the tights creep down and make a big crotch thing.(i can't explain so well but i'm sure you know what i mean!)