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    i think i'll probably just step off a cliff instead, as a present to myself and the rest of the world.
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    I made myself a card once and pretended it was from someone else.. :ninja:
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    Entirely expected a masturbation thread here...
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    i dont have any friends.
    Buy one for a stranger.
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    (Original post by Slumpy)
    Entirely expected a masturbation thread here...
    yeh i thought it might attract more visitors.
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    (Original post by nolongerhearthemusic)
    Buy one for a stranger.
    i thought about taking up stalking someone. to give myself some focus.
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    It's only ok if you're Mr Bean.

    (See the christmas episode)
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    (Original post by ipulledhermione)
    Great. Now I'm getting 'but' related PMs...

    I like my butt... I lost an inch off it Made my day.


    Maybe I'll help you put 9 inches back on, I mean in, your butt. Wait, that sounds kind of perverted. I apologise.
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    (Original post by Sky_Dream)
    I made myself a card once and pretended it was from someone else.. :ninja:
    Haha how old were you ?

    I bought my mate one and pretended it was for this girl he fancied. He turned up at her house that night with a bunch of flowers and she didn't have a clue what was going on!
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    (Original post by mau5)
    Haha how old were you ?

    I bought my mate one and pretended it was for this girl he fancied. He turned up at her house that night with a bunch of flowers and she didn't have a clue what was going on!
    Haha, wait.. thats not funny. Poor him! :sad:
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    (Original post by mau5)
    Haha how old were you ?

    I bought my mate one and pretended it was for this girl he fancied. He turned up at her house that night with a bunch of flowers and she didn't have a clue what was going on!
    About 15, i pretended it was from a boy i quite liked at the time, no one twigged that the writing was mine :p: .

    Aww, did she appreciate the flowers from him?
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    (Original post by Sky_Dream)
    About 15, i pretended it was from a boy i quite liked at the time, no one twigged that the writing was mine :p: .

    Aww, did she appreciate the flowers from him?
    15 is older than I was expecting, i'm guessing the boy didn't find out then ? :o:

    No I think she was just too freaked out by it. I feel abd looking back on it now.
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    (Original post by mau5)
    15 is older than I was expecting, i'm guessing the boy didn't find out then ? :o:

    No I think she was just too freaked out by it. I feel abd looking back on it now.
    Nah he didn't find out, thankfully i only really told my family and i don't think they would have asked him about it :p: .

    Ah well, it's in the past now! As long as you don't play the same trick on him this year :p:.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    i dont have any friends.
    I'm sure that's not true. I bet you have a few friends no?
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    (Original post by iainthegreat)
    Maybe I'll help you put 9 inches back on, I mean in, your butt. Wait, that sounds kind of perverted. I apologise.
    9 inches...
    you'd pierce right through me
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    I buy myself chocolate and things all the time :awesome: Not particularly for Valentine's, but still. Do what you want, who cares what others think?
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    (Original post by ipulledhermione)
    9 inches...
    you'd pierce right through me

    lol. I may have exaggerated somewhat. Is 3 and a half any good for you??
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    (Original post by iainthegreat)
    lol. I may have exaggerated somewhat. Is 3 and a half any good for you??
    Perfect
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    (Original post by ipulledhermione)
    Perfect

    :tong:



    Ok, I don't even know what that means.
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    (Original post by iainthegreat)
    :tong:



    Ok, I don't even know what that means.
    It screams: sexytime
 
 
 
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