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girlfriend = DUMPED!!!!! :D But she has loads of my stuff.......... how do i get it watch

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    Of course he could take her to small claims court for his possessions.

    And then her dad can press charges for common assault...

    Which do you want more, a clean criminal record or your ******* xbox?
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    This OP is SUCH a troll!!!

    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show...5#post23630125

    ^^ One of his many elaborate tales!
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    (Original post by desertwarrior)
    She has:

    my xbox 360
    clothes
    razor that i left at hers when she kicked me out
    phone

    how do i get it back...
    she says she is gonna smash it up
    Here is what you do:
    - go to her house
    - when she or a family member answers the door barge in
    - take your stuff
    - if anyone tries to stop you, donkey punch them or throw a cup of pubes in their eyes
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    Time to go mama weasley on her methinks

    'GIMME BACK MY XBOX 360 YOU... WITCH!'

    And then stun her with petrificus totalus. :yep:
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    So in episode 1 you smashed her iPhone after an argument.
    In episode 2 you punched her dad in the face.
    Episode 3 you try to win her over from another argument with a crappy laptop off eBay.
    And in episode 4 you finish it and are now trying to get your stuff back.

    This is better than Eastenders - can't wait for episode 5!
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    (Original post by iBlaze)
    So in episode 1 you smashed her iPhone after an argument.
    In episode 2 you punched her dad in the face.
    Episode 3 you try to win her over from another argument with a crappy laptop off eBay.
    And in episode 4 you finish it and are now trying to get your stuff back.

    This is better than Eastenders - can't wait for episode 5!
    No, this is episode 5, episode 4 was him baking her a cake and getting stopped by the police for driving with no insurance.
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    (Original post by Broderss)
    You haven't been following this guy's posts, have you. :sigh:
    I'm surprised to see so many serious answers..

    :p:
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    (Original post by Wednesday Bass)
    No, this is episode 5, episode 4 was him baking her a cake and getting stopped by the police for driving with no insurance.
    Oh I missed that one! Might have to go back and catch up on that one. Any bets on what the next episode will be? "Back with my girlfriend but she won't buy me a new xbox?" :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by iBlaze)
    This is better than Eastenders - can't wait for episode 5!
    It's more like Eldorado but at least they took Eldorado off our screens. I've got a feeling this one is going to be trollin' for a while yet.
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    You're supposed to sneak those things out of her appartment before you break up. You're doing it wrong
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    Call the police. That'd be a laugh.
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    :facepalm: Not you again.
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    (Original post by Broderss)
    Is there an illegal way to take someone to court?? :rolleyes:
    well, yes a court action can be deemed to not be supported by law
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    it's only an xbox, should of bought a PS3
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    (Original post by HEJ92)
    Here is what you do:
    - go to her house
    - when she or a family member answers the door barge in
    - take your stuff
    - if anyone tries to stop you, donkey punch them or throw a cup of pubes in their eyes
    :rofl:

    ---

    Sounds like I have a few threads to catch up on.
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    tell her you have nekked pics of her that you'll release to the webernets.


    she's sounding like an immature *****, I'd personally go and knock on the door in a civil mannor when you know that she's home and request it amicably.

    if she refuses, take a dump on her doorstep.
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    your title on the thread implies that you're happy she dumped you

    Edit: you're a troll. Youre the guy who also asked whether buying your girlfriend a laptop would make her happy. How ridiculous.
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    If you have naked pictures of her, blackmail her into giving your stuff back.

    If you don't, get naked pictures online and photoshop them into looking like naked pics of her.

    Nice trolling btw...
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    You're a freak OP...I knew u'd punched her dad in the face from things other people had said...but smashing her iphone as well...sounds like she's well shut of you. And you're wondering whyy she was mad at you...hmmm let me think?

    Don't you think you're being a slight hypocrit?...You smashed her things when she made you mad and now...seeing as you've broken her iphone what's the difference between her smashing/ cutting up/ damaging all the belongings she has in her possession.

    YOU are in the wrong...not She. What happened to the "I'm a really good boyfriend and I want to make things right" spiel huh? Because I'm of the belief that 2 wrongs don't make a right then I don't think she should take revenge...but maybe you'd better hope she has the same philosophy or...uhmm oh dear :p:
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    I knew u'd punched her dad in the face from things other people had said...but smashing her iphone as well...sounds like she's well shut of you. And you're wondering whyy she was mad at you...hmmm let me think?
    Don't you think you're being a slight hypocrit?...You smashed her things when she made you mad and now...seeing as you've broken her iphone what's the difference between her cutting up/ damaging all the belongings she has in her possession.
    YOU are in the wrong...not She. What happened to the "I'm a really good boyfriend and I want to make things right" spiel huh? Because I'm of the belief that 2 wrongs don't make a right then I don't think she should take revenge...but maybe you'd better hope she has the same philosophy or...uhmm oh dear
 
 
 
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