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    do escorts offer that service? i was just on an escorts service website and it says you can have them come to your house or meet up in a hotel or go over to her place? what do you do there?
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    Play backgammon.
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    Or Chess. But some won't play chess, best to ask when you book.
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    I'm not sure but i'll take a wild guess and say you play monopoly...
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    And Cluedo.
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    Play Ker-plunk or Hungry Hippos usually.
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    My friend hired an escort and they spent the whole night playing Uno. He said it was money well spent.
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    Could always dress up as kangeroos and box eachother.
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    They're not allowed to advertise sex, but they can supply it for money. Hence why they don't mention it.
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    Why pay for sex?
    Just rent out a ferrari for the weekend and you'll pull plenty of tail.
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    I think the op is asking the difference between an escort (who you pay to accompany you to an event) and an "escort" (as in a euphemism for a prostitute). You can sleep with the latter but not usually the former.
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    They play Poker. If you're good you can get the sex for free.
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    scrabble
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    They help you with homework
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    massage parlours are generally cheaper
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    Let the engine cool down first or you'll burn your knob on the exhaust pipe.
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    I thought an Escort was like a fancy prostitute. Classier, if you will e.g WOULD play board games with you if you asked them but they also provide the sexytimes? :holmes:
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    (Original post by Mr. Mortell)
    Or Chess. But some won't play chess, best to ask when you book.
    Nothing like pouncing with your bishop in hand.
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    There was one once that even played FIFA with me! Although she charged a bit more than the others...
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    (Original post by mogger71)
    Let the engine cool down first or you'll burn your knob on the exhaust pipe.
 
 
 
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