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Twenty Commandments Of Poon : Being a ''Nice Guy'' is suicide in the dating scene watch

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    I. Never say ‘I Love You’ first

    Women want to feel like they have to overcome obstacles to win a man’s heart. They crave the challenge of capturing the interest of a man who has other women competing for his attention, and eventually prevailing over his grudging reluctance to award his committed exclusivity. The man who gives his emotional world away too easily robs women of the satisfaction of earning his love. Though you may be in love with her, don’t say it before she has said it. Show compassionate restraint for her need to struggle toward yin fulfillment. Inspire her to take the leap for you, and she’ll return the favor a thousandfold.

    II. Make her jealous

    Flirt with other women in front of her. Do not dissuade other women from flirting with you. Women will never admit this but jealousy excites them. The thought of you turning on another woman will arouse her sexually. No girl wants a man that no other woman wants. The partner who harnesses the gale storm of jealousy controls the direction of the relationship.

    III. You shall make your mission, not your woman, your priority

    Forget all those romantic cliches of the leading man proclaiming his undying love for the woman who completes him. Despite whatever protestations to the contrary, women do not want to be “The One” or the center of a man’s existence. They in fact want to subordinate themselves to a worthy man’s life purpose, to help him achieve that purpose with their feminine support, and to follow the path he lays out. You must respect a woman’s integrity and not lie to her that she is “your everything”. She is not your everything, and if she is, she will soon not be anymore.

    IV. Don’t play by her rules

    If you allow a woman to make the rules she will resent you with a seething contempt even a rapist cannot inspire. The strongest woman and the most strident feminist wants to be led by, and to submit to, a more powerful man. Polarity is the core of a healthy loving relationship. She does not want the prerogative to walk all over you with her capricious demands and mercurial moods. Her emotions are a hurricane, her soul a saboteur. Think of yourself as a bulwark against her tempest. When she grasps for a pillar to steady herself against the whipping winds or yearns for an authority figure to foil her worst instincts, it is you who has to be there… strong, solid, unshakeable and immovable.

    V. Adhere to the golden ratio

    Give your woman 2/3 of everything she gives you. For every three calls or texts, give her two back. Three declarations of love earn two in return. Three gifts; two nights out. Give her two displays of affection and stop until she has answered with three more. When she speaks, you reply with fewer words. When she emotes, you emote less. The idea behind the golden ratio is twofold — it establishes your greater value by making her chase you, and it demonstrates that you have the self-restraint to avoid getting swept up in her personal dramas. Refraining from reciprocating everything she does for you in equal measure instills in her the proper attitude of belief in your higher status. In her deepest loins it is what she truly wants.

    VI. Keep her guessing

    True to their inscrutable natures, women ask questions they don’t really want direct answers to. Woe be the man who plays it straight — his fate is the suffering of the beta. Evade, tease, obfuscate. She thrives when she has to imagine what you’re thinking about her, and withers when she knows exactly how you feel. A woman may want financial and family security, but she does not want passion security. In the same manner, when she has displeased you, punish swiftly, but when she has done you right, reward slowly. Reward her good behavior intermittently and unpredictably and she will never tire of working hard to please you.

    VII. Always keep two in the kitty

    Never allow yourself to be a “kept man”. A man with options is a man without need. It builds confidence and encourages boldness with women if there is another woman, a safety net, to catch you in case you slip and risk a breakup, divorce, or a lost prospect, leading to loneliness and a grinding dry spell. A woman knows once she has slept with a man she has abdicated a measure of her power; when she has fallen in love with him she has surrendered nearly all of it. But love is ephemeral and with time she may rediscover her power and threaten to leave you. It is her final trump card. Withdrawing all her love and all her body in an instant will rend your soul if you are faced with contemplating the empty abyss alone. Knowing there is another you can turn to for affection will fortify your will and satisfy your manhood.

    VIII. Say you’re sorry only when absolutely necessary

    Do not say you’re sorry for every wrong thing you do. It is a posture of submission that no man should reflexively adopt, no matter how alpha he is. Apologizing increases the demand for more apologies. She will come to expect your contrition, like a cat expects its meal at a set time each day. And then your value will lower in her eyes. Instead, if you have done something wrong, you should acknowledge your guilt in a glancing way without resorting to the actual words “I’m sorry.” Pull the Bill Clinton maneuver and say “Mistakes were made” or tell her you “feel bad” about what you did. You are granted two freebie “I’m sorry”s for the life of your relationship; use them wisely.

    IX. Connect with her emotions

    Set yourself apart from other men and connect with a woman’s emotional landscape. Her mind is an alien world that requires deft navigation to reach your rendevous. Frolic in the surf of emotions rather than the arid desert of logic. Be playful. Employ all your senses. Describe in lush detail scenarios to set her heart afire. Give your feelings freedom to roam. ROAM. Yes, that is a good word. You’re not on a linear path with her. You are ROAMING all over, taking her on an adventure. In this world, there is no need to finish thoughts or draw conclusions. There is only need to EXPERIENCE. You’re grabbing her hand and running with her down an infinite, labyrinthine alleyway with no end, laughing and letting your fingers glide on the cobblestone walls along the way.

    X. Ignore her beauty

    The man who trains his mind to subdue the reward centers of his brain when reflecting upon a beautiful female face will magically transform his interactions with women. His apprehension and self-consciousness will melt away, paving the path for more honest and self-possessed interactions with the objects of his desire. This is one reason why the greatest lotharios drown in more love than they can handle — through positive experiences with so many beautiful women they lose their awe of beauty and, in turn, their powerlessness under its spell. It will help you acquire the right frame of mind to stop using the words hot, cute, gorgeous, or beautiful to describe girls who turn you on. Instead, say to yourself “she’s interesting” or “she might be worth getting to know”. Never compliment a girl on her looks, especially not a girl you aren’t *******. Turn off that part of your brain that wants to put them on pedestals. Further advanced training to reach this state of unawed Zen transcendence is to sleep with many MANY attractive women (try to avoid sleeping with a lot of ugly women if you don’t want to regress). Soon, a Jedi lover you will be.

    XI. Be irrationally self-confident

    No matter what your station in life, stride through the world without apology or excuse. It does not matter if objectively you are not the best man a woman can get; what matters is that you think and act like you are. Women have a dog’s instinct for uncovering weakness in men; don’t make it easy for them. Self-confidence, warranted or not, triggers submissive emotional responses in women. Irrational self-confidence will get you more coochie than rational defeatism.

    XII. Maximize your strengths, minimize your weaknesses

    In the betterment of ourselves as men we attract women into our orbit. To accomplish this gravitational pull as painlessly and efficiently as possible, you must identify your natural talents and shortcomings and parcel your efforts accordingly. If you are a gifted jokester, don’t waste time and energy trying to raise your status in philosophical debate. If you write well but dance poorly, don’t kill yourself trying to expand your manly influence on the dancefloor. Your goal should be to attract women effortlessly, so play to your strengths no matter what they are; there is a groupie for every male endeavor. Except World of Warcraft.

    XIII. Err on the side of too much boldness, rather than too little

    Touching a woman inappropriately on the first date will get you further with her than not touching her at all. Don’t let a woman’s faux indignation at your boldness sway you; they secretly love it when a man aggressively pursues what he wants and makes his sexual intentions known. You don’t have to be an *******, but if you have no choice, being an inconsiderate ******* beats being a polite beta, every time.

    XIV. **** her good

    **** her like it’s your last ****. And hers. **** her so good, so hard, so wantonly, so profligately that she is left a quivering, sparking mass of shaking flesh and sex fluids. Drain her of everything, then drain her some more. Kiss her all over, make love to her all night, and hold her close in the morning. Own her body, own her gratitude, own her love. If you don’t know how, learn to give her squirting orgasms.

    XV. Maintain your state control

    You are an oak tree. You will not be manipulated by crying, yelling, lying, head games, sexual withdrawal, jealousy ploys, pity plays, **** tests, hot/cold/hot/cold, disappearing acts, or guilt trips. She will rain and thunder all around you and you will shelter her until her storm passes. She will not drag you into her chaos or uproot you. When you have mastery over yourself, you will have mastery over her.

    XVI. Never be afraid to lose her

    You must not fear. Fear is the love-killer. Fear is the ego-triumph that brings abject loneliness. You will face your fear. You will permit it to pass over and through you. And when your ego-fear is gone you will turn and face your lover, and only your heart will remain. You will walk away from her when she has violated your integrity, and you will let her walk when her heart is closed to you. She who can destroy you, controls you. Don’t give her that power over yourself. Love yourself before you love her.

    XVII- Don’t worry or be afraid of what a broad is thinking:

    As a man, one should conquer his ego and be indifferent to what people think of him, be it subjective criticisms or insincere flattery. (the latter being highly addictive for every one wants to be admired). Try to be objective with yourself instead and balance your ego.

    Do not waste your time trying to think what she’s thinking and think for yourself instead. Do not let her thoughts or opinions control your emotional state or mood, remain cool, calm and collected. Instead of getting hung up on what she says, observe her actions for they speak louder than words.

    XVIII-Don’t be too attached.

    Stop trying to control and manipulate the outcome. Control yourself instead, be honest with what you REALLY want and DON’T appologize for being a man. Stop beating around the bush and keep it short, sweet and to the point, it shows balls.

    XIX- Don’t talk it personally.

    Rejection is not failure, it is win-win for not every girl is made for you and it saves you time and energy. If a women is not interested, let it go and stop chasing her…she might come back on your terms. Don’t be a dictator but don’t be overly accommodating either. Be flexible but remain firm and know where to draw the line as to what behavior you’re willing to tolerate. Failure is failing to be honest with yourself.

    XX- Be genuinely Curious about her

    Curiosity is being interested. Ask her lots of open ended questions and get her life story. Remember to always read between the lines. Be a good listener but refrain from giving her unsolicited advice, judging her or trying to “fix” her problems or change her behavior, or she will start viewing you as a “brother/friend”. seek first to understand before being understood.

    You want to know as much as you can about her and let her know as little as you can about yourself. The more questions she asks you, the more interested and intrigued she is, therefore keep control over the ball and always keep her wanting more.

    Honesty should not be confused with confession, do not brag or give unnecessary information and keep your air of mystery. Being too talkative and verbose is not sexy. Less is more so Let her fill the blanks instead.



    Fellas let me give you a podcast for men to listen to from Tom Leykis, here is a taste of the show,a woman who is in desparate need to settle down in a long term relationship calls in, when Tom starts comparing relationships to tv sitcoms,he gives some good advice, on enjoying the relationship for what it is and dont worry whether its gonna last

    http://www.limelinx.com/files/d42b1e...dbd36bf757413f

    you can download more of the shows on here,start of with the ''Leykis 101'' shows first

    http://www.leykisonline.com/recordings/andromeda.php
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    This was much, much less funnierthan I was hoping for.

    Although I only read the first line
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    How to Make Love like a Real Man (aka "Generic Hybrid")
    A generic hybrid Love Guide

    Hello you foul sexually unsuccessful newt. I greet you in a backslapping but totally unhomoerotic way. So, you have Lady Troubles, eh? Hah. Follow these easy tricks and you too can become King Tits!

    Women are evil and Play the Games. This is fact. If you are a nice guy you are going to get a big stiletto of "no sex" right on your face!! so watch it. first off you have to fight back. conquer this woman. treat her like a game, for example "monopoly". go around the board and play like the car. be a man. don't pay her rent. soon enough you will be able to build your hotel in her pants and have a go at her "community chest" if you know what i mean!!

    http://i46.tinypic.com/1zxodqu.jpg
    fig 1. Every woman's goal :smug:

    Also don't forget that for every three sandwiches she makes you, make only two. This is the secret to becoming a Jedi Lover and Certified Genuine Pussywolf. Go get 'em, champ.
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    Sir why did you get rid of the Love Tips? I feel this could be a very handy hint to all those "blue ball smurfs" out there.
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    Ah! My new bible. I was wondering when you would arrive, you cheeky monkey!
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    Bloodyhell that was long
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    I like, i like much.
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    that was dull
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    Incredibly accurate.

    /in b4 women claiming it is wrong.
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    Yeah . . This is actually quite true. Behaviour of my ideal man I guess, challenges are so much more fun then boys who'll leap at the chance to meet up with you.boys behave like this.
    I just fall for ********s really. Its ridiculous but so much more fun.
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    As a female, I thought that it was a load of sh*t.
    You should of called it "How to be the Perfect *******"

    Well done to the pr*ck that wrote it!
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    What the hell, why do you have to learn rules to love a girl? If you love her, you don't need a rule saying "be curious about her", because you naturally are interested. You don't need to fake "being an oak tree" because if you're compatible, and she wants one, you are one. Too many guys live by stupid rules like this, even if some are true, it's better to just be yourself. This will work with your perfect girl, and maybe not many others, but who cares. If you're right for each other, it will.
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    (Original post by assmaster)
    What the hell, why do you have to learn rules to love a girl? If you love her, you don't need a rule saying "be curious about her", because you naturally are interested. You don't need to fake "being an oak tree" because if you're compatible, and she wants one, you are one. Too many guys live by stupid rules like this, even if some are true, it's better to just be yourself. This will work with your perfect girl, and maybe not many others, but who cares. If you're right for each other, it will.
    Key:

    P00n = vagina/sexual intercourse.
    Love = the opposite of this thread.

    Good stuff though, I'm gonna try the 'golden ratio' out.
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    (Original post by Gynecomastia)
    Key:

    P00n = vagina/sexual intercourse.
    Love = the opposite of this thread.

    Good stuff though, I'm gonna try the 'golden ratio' out.
    Well, any guy can get poon. There are so many drunk, slutty girls in clubs. Take your pick.
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    (Original post by assmaster)
    Well, any guy can get poon. There are so many drunk, slutty girls in clubs. Take your pick.
    Well yeah, but not the attractive ones. Stuff like this is applicable to outside of relationships and stuff as well; for example, not be be too clingy with your friends or be too dependent on them.
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    (Original post by playlislay)
    As a female, I thought that it was a load of sh*t.
    You should of called it "How to be the Perfect *******"

    Well done to the pr*ck that wrote it!

    :yep: thats what we expect women to say, the FACT, is nice guys dont get laid, being a nice guy in the dating scene will kill you!!!!!!!!

    Women may not admit or dont know it themselves, but they love bad boy, jerks etc
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    (Original post by assmaster)
    it's better to just be yourself.

    Men cant really be themselves because the society nowadays is run by feminism, a lil boy is taught all women are angels, his mother & what he sees on tv teach him to treat women as queens, which brainwashes him to be a nice guy

    then once he gets in to the dating scene as a nice guy because he was raised this way, he wont get laid, unless his spending money on the girl,being a nice guy will kill you in the dating scene



    Like in my case, my last girlfriend, before I came in to the picture, she had different guys wanting to buy her laptops, IPhones & they wanted to take her out to expensive restraunts, stalking her on her facebook page, leaving weird nice guy messages on her wall.She rejected all those guys & remained single, Then little old me with no job, no car, still gets pocket money from mummy came & scooped her up with no trouble :yep: Dont get me wrong, Im not a bad dude, Im far from a nice guy too, I follow the rules above, I treat women the same I treat my male friends

    check the gif in my sig, another nice guy :lol:
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    (Original post by Gynecomastia)

    I'm gonna try the 'golden ratio' out.

    you do that my friend, some girl made a thread today about a guy she met before closing Uni for easter, she was complaining he doesnt text or call her that much,its nutting her up in the mind why he isnt calling or texting, she cant wait till the easter break is over so she can see him again,
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    The golden ratio is not 2/3. Its

    \frac{1+ \sqrt{5}}{2}
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    Yeah...in a proper relationship 3/4 of that stuff isn't necessary. If you take out the manipulative bits you are left with common sense: good sex, be interested in her etc.
 
 
 
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