I have a George Bush joke....dont know if any1 has posted on here b4, my dad told it to me. (Though actually i dont have much against Mr Bush)
George Bush comes over to England to have tea with the queen and they get in to a very interesting topic.
George says to her 'I would like America to be called a kingdom'...and the queen replies 'but one cant call it a kingdom because one is not a king.
'O' says George 'well what about a principality?'
'No' the queen replies 'one cannot call it a principality because one is not a prince'
'Well ok then, but what about an Empire'
'No, no' the queen replies ;one cannot call it an empire because one is not an emperor'
'O' George ponders..'so what can i call it?@
'Well' Replies the queen 'What is wrong with a country?'