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    Hey, so i've not been to college in a couple weeks (I have my reasons but would not be 'accepted' by my college) and I need an excuse.

    Preferably something that will not make my teacher ask a lot of questions...
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    I've been ill. :o:
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    Chlamydia.
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    Swine flu....obv.
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    just say personal reasons and then cry.
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    (Original post by Anatheme)
    Chlamydia.
    Deffo this. No one's gonna pry into that.

    Except I have no idea why/how that would stop you going into class so meh. :dontknow:
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Hey, so i've not been to college in a couple weeks (I have my reasons but would not be 'accepted' by my college) and I need an excuse.

    Preferably something that will not make my teacher ask a lot of questions...
    If you've been legitimately off college for 2 weeks, surely you have a valid enough reason to be honest?

    If it's medical, get a Doctor's note, if not, ask your parents to provide you with a note.

    You don't really want to start lying to your college.
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    Family death?
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    yeah if you are a girl cry to a male, preferably older, teacher
    i love exploitation.
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    Glandular fever.....kissing flu :teehee:
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    scarlet fever :yep: can't argue with that
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    (Original post by JellyBean123)
    just say personal reasons and then cry.
    I actually LOLed :laugh:
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    Say that you had a couple of people to take care of...

    Then say, "A couple of your stuents may not make it to class anytime in the forseeable future."
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    If you're a girl say women's problems, and mention the word ''period'' this will work especially if who is checking is a man.If you're a guy say sti's.But if the person who is checking is a woman say circumcision that went wrong and offer to show her.

    But you really should have a valid reason OP
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    Well.... You went for a weekend away, somewhere overseas, you caught the wrong flight! To cairo! You were stranded for days and days, had to sell yourself for money, travel in the back of a van, to get that inch closer to his/her class, longing to be there. You eventually built up enough money to get a flight! You got on the flight, but it crash landed in Afghanistan. You were shot at! But survived. You had to keep going, you wanted to get to that class so much. Again, you sold yourself, to the soldiers. Again, you built up enough money, to crawl onto the flight back home! You made it just in time for the soonest class you could get too.

    Any good? ;P
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    (Original post by Oh_Mighty_One)
    Well.... You went for a weekend away, somewhere overseas, you caught the wrong flight! To cairo! You were stranded for days and days, had to sell yourself for money, travel in the back of a van, to get that inch closer to his/her class, longing to be there. You eventually built up enough money to get a flight! You got on the flight, but it crash landed in Afghanistan. You were shot at! But survived. You had to keep going, you wanted to get to that class so much. Again, you sold yourself, to the soldiers. Again, you built up enough money, to crawl onto the flight back home! You made it just in time for the soonest class you could get too.

    Any good? ;P
    not bad. . . but where is her doctor's note for the gunshot wound? without that they would see right through it :sadnod:
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    She was shot at. Never said she got shot
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    ah, my mistake :hat:
 
 
 
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