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    Evening,

    I am procrastinating.

    I have managed speed eat a banana in 20 seconds, which is quite an awesome skill I have decided.

    Can anyone beat me and does anyone else have any awesome skills?
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    I can't remember the incident to a very precise degree of accuracy, but there was a boy in my class who took an unpeeled banana, inserted a single safety pin around halfway down, and removed it. He then peeled the banana to reveal that it had been sliced in several places. It was the teacher's banana and amid the round of applause given to him by his peers, he also received a detention.
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    (Original post by m:)ckel)
    I can't remember the incident to a very precise degree of accuracy, but there was a boy in my class who took an unpeeled banana, inserted a single safety pin around halfway down, and removed it. He then peeled the banana to reveal that it had been sliced in several places. It was the teacher's banana and amid the round of applause given to him by his peers, he also received a detention.
    That did not deserve detention. It deserved a round of applause! :yep:
 
 
 
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