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marcusmerehay
We should pitch a show to the BBC: Strictly WUM Dancing, featuring Kev, Poo, MM, JK, myself and Robbie. :sexface:


Honoured, but I'll only participate if I can dance to 'Outstanding'. :colonhash:
I personally think Arshavin should host..

"Um, Arsene... what is WUM"
"shutup and just read the script"
"Um, Arsene... I can't read"
According to PremierLeague.com Frank Lampard has around 76 assists in the PL, second to Giggsy. Fabregas has around 66, may be a few out either way, Henry in fourth. Who's third?!
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JK_91
I'd like to be :perv:


Words fail me, JK. :frown:
Emile Heskey is third on the fouls list on that site. :p:
JK_91
:rofl2: All we need is something with crumble and its complete.


All I'm getting is The Crumbles (of Wimbledon). :jiggy:
cfc1992
According to PremierLeague.com Frank Lampard has around 75 assists (may be a few out either way) in the PL. Fabregas has around 66, again may be a few out either way. :wink:


I think you'll find Fat Frank has played a significantly more games owing to the fact he's 31. :rolleyes:

I need to sleep before I WUM all over my screen. If you haven't looked at my blog today I'd appreciate it if you could. Actually put some effort in it today! Comments are grand.

http://rantraveandriot.wordpress.com/
JK_91
:rofl2: All we need is something with crumble and its complete.


Crumble of the day?
A last look at the weeks crumble
marcusmerehay
GEL's Kitchen.


Ostracize moi why don't you? :hmmm:


Andy Cole and Yorke should be judges too, for WUM dance and WUMMING on Ice.
Reply 2689
WUM or no WUM. :facepalm2:
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cfc1992
According to PremierLeague.com Frank Lampard has around 76 assists in the PL, second to Giggsy. Fabregas has around 66, may be a few out either way, Henry in fourth. Who's third?!


Fabregas will overtake Lampard in no time. :cool:
Reply 2691
Total WUM-out? :getmecoat:
The problem is that my ideas are all actually puns. :colonhash:
Reply 2693
WUM of the Day is a bit better actually.
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JK_91
Still choking from earlier?


Alright well done, that made me laugh. :biggrin:
amii_G
Fabregas will overtake Lampard in no time. :cool:

La Liga assists won't count. :wink:
Loose WUMen.
Gossip GEL.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Dish Of Crumble.
A WUM show wouldn't work without WHW and isometrix.
TheLouisVuittonDon
A WUM show wouldn't work without WHW and isometrix.


Should get Klinsmannic back tbf.
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RobbieC
And Lo, he descended to the Church of WUM, clasping the codex of EzekiGEL opening it to utter the WUM's prayer:

Our WUM, Who bobbles in Anfield
Hallowed be thy launch
For I am a GEL :colonhash: and I will be scum
On TSR as it is at pub-lunch
Give us this forum - our daily WUM
And forgive us our bundle rapes as we forgive those
Who two-footed lunge against us.
And lead us not into GELery
but deliver us some burgers
For thine is the launchpad, the prisons and the bobbles, for ever and ever a-WUM :colonhash:


Save this for post of the year!!! epic :rofl:

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