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    (Original post by cfc1992)
    Lol there's some total weirdo's that go on that chat site.
    Well, there's you, meskell, and JK. :teehee:
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    They don't seem too impressed with the character...

    You: hey
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: why do u put up a dumb pic instead of urself?
    You: don't you like it?
    You: it's sexy#
    Stranger: nope
    Stranger: not rlly
    You: really?
    You: you're the first person to say that though
    > Your partner disconnected. Press "Next" to find a new person!

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    (Original post by cfc1992)
    Lol there's some total weirdo's that go on that chat site.
    You sound surprised
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    (Original post by Kevmeister)
    Well, there's you, meskell, and JK. :teehee:
    I take offence at that! I am the weirdest of the weird

    It would be beyond the pale if we managed to crumble eachother :lolwut:
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    (Original post by cfc1992)
    They don't seem too impressed with my character...

    You: hey
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: why do u put up a dumb pic instead of urself?
    You: don't you like it?
    You: it's sexy#
    Stranger: nope
    Stranger: not rlly
    You: really?
    You: you're the first person to say that though
    > Your partner disconnected. Press "Next" to find a new person!

    I've gone down JKs route of opening with 'gello' to try and get the Geltionary out there :p:

    Edit: You: gello
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: from
    Stranger: ?
    You: would you like some crumble?
    Stranger: what?
    You: how about a wumfest?
    Stranger: **** u
    You: stop crumbling, or a bucket of lol will be coming your way
    > Your partner disconnected. Press "Next" to find a new person!

    (Original post by Hubert Poo)
    ...
    Some guy started coming on to your crumble picture :lolwut: I bottled it rather than stay on and fully wum him! He asked what I was up to and if I was a good gel or a bad one...
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    lols some guy found it funny. first one!
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    (Original post by meskell)
    I've had some lol's with this already. I had a full conversation with someone asking if they could sit in a bucket of lol.
    I'm not kidding, that made me cry laughing. :rofl:

    And yes I am still blowing up eggs.

    Rafa Benitez
    Ryan Shawcross
    John and Yolko Ono :teehee: (Jangra's suggestion)

    I have a few more but will be shopping tomorrow if the leaderboard is looking light.
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    The guy i'm speaking to now looks genuinely confused.

    You: if you dont want crumble
    You: a bucket of lol will come your way
    Stranger: yes give
    Stranger: lol
    You: what will you do with the bucket of lol
    Stranger: spread it all around me
    You: what has happened to your crumble
    Stranger: i walked innit
    Stranger: and it s stuck to my she
    Stranger: shoe
    You: **** man
    You: that was unfortunate
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    (Original post by cfc1992)
    The guy i'm speaking to now looks genuinely confused.

    You: if you dont want crumble
    You: a bucket of lol will come your way
    Stranger: yes give
    Stranger: lol
    You: what will you do with the bucket of lol
    Stranger: spread it all around me
    You: what has happened to your crumble
    Stranger: i walked innit
    Stranger: and it s stuck to my she
    Stranger: shoe
    You: **** man
    You: that was unfortunate
    I am definitely sending you rep at some point, I was in a bucket of lol myself then!
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    This is comedy gold. :rofl:

    And Jk if you did that I'd run off and **** myself leaving a trail like a slug.
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    **** accidently clicked off. He thought the pink bag was flashy though.
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    Wenger says he is interested in buying Melo

    Have you guys seen this? It seems to be supported by earlier reports of:

    Star-trio set to be shipped out of Juve

    Though I've never seen the second site before and don't know whether or not to trust it. However, it was also on the BBC site, so I'm supposing it must have some sort of basis.

    What do you guys think? Could we buy Melo without damaging up-and-coming players, most noticeably Diaby? I hope we're not thinking of replacing Song after the season he's had.
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    Who's Wenger? Who's Melo?

    You: hi
    You: want some crumble?
    Stranger: gun ni ma
    Stranger: hi ni ma ge bi
    Is that a yes or a no?
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    FFS a fit girl and she disconnected.

    The Wumble man needs to become more attractive.
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    (Original post by cfc1992)
    FFS a fit girl and she disconnected.

    The Wumble man needs to become more attractive.
    I had some truly beautiful GEB (Good English Bird) pop up but she dc'd before she could feel the force of my wum!
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    Hmm, just had a fit girl laugh before disconnecting. Success I guess...
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    You: gello
    You: have you ever crumbled before?
    Stranger: are you a terrorist?
    Stranger: wheres ur camera at mam
    Stranger: wtf
    Stranger: u scared?
    Stranger: wtf
    You: would you like to sit in my bucket of lol?
    Stranger: i'm gonna next u ******

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    You: gello
    Stranger: girl???
    You: yer im a proper gel
    You: would you like some crumble?
    Stranger: have u msn and cam?
    Stranger: or yahoo and cam?
    You: ill wum you up on cam
    Stranger: if u haven't bye
    You: im wumming myself now
    Stranger: do u have or not?
    Stranger: i want see u
    Stranger: now
    You: have you ever been wummed?
    You: are you crumbling?
    Stranger: do u have msn or not?
    You: would you like a bucket of lol to sit in?
    You: and i will mop your crumble up with my mop of crumble

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    You: gello
    You: do you like crumble?
    Stranger: howre you
    Stranger: um
    Stranger: no?
    You: why not? to crumble is to live
    You: everyone crumbles
    Stranger: whats is crumble
    You: if you havent crumbled you may as well go and sit in a bucket of lol
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: i crumble all day lon
    You: i bet you do!
    > Your partner disconnected. Press "Next" to find a new person!

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    You: gello
    Stranger: hi
    You: have you ever wummed before?
    Stranger: dont think I have
    You: why not?
    Stranger: If I knew what wummed meant I would tell you
    You: to wum is to crumble, and to crumble is to mop up and put it in a bucket of lol
    You: you seem like a crumbler though
    Stranger: And You are a ?
    Stranger: mumbler ?
    You: i did crumble, i crumbled hard - look what happened to me <<<<
    You: it resulted in a filthy bucket of lol that i just could not get out of
    Stranger: yeah... took the life out of you
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    Right, I've just connected with someone with the same crumble man pic. Was it one of you lot?
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    (Original post by cfc1992)
    Right, I've just connected with someone with the same crumble man pic. Was it one of you lot?
    haha really!? If it said gello, and "I am the last crumble" it was probably me :p:
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    (Original post by JK_91)
    I thought that at first. Go on chat roulette then change the source to ManyCam, then try to start the program, it should work.
    There is some sick ***** on there, usually only takes a few goes before you come across someone with their **** and balls out. I did find a really fit bird after about 20 goes once
 
 
 
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