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    (Original post by natty_d)
    He sold my engagement ring to pay for his special tour with John Terry

    Plus, he's not marriage material, he has his fingers in too many pies tbh :no: :sexface:
    And I ate all those pies :coma:

    and fingers :sexface:
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    (Original post by natty_d)
    Plus, he's not marriage material, he has his fingers in too many pies tbh :no: :sexface:
    I rather liked them in you tbfh. You're right up there with any Fray Bentos I've ever had. Not quite Pukka, but you'll do.
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    (Original post by natty_d)
    Not that kind of pie :mute:
    Please explain it for me, with the aid of pictures. Thanks. :sexface:
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    (Original post by Panthalic)
    If you're wondering what Song is doing, play the opening of Billie Jean in your head and it should all fall into place.

    Go on, do it now.





    Ahh yeah, he's that cool. :cool:
    Man crush on Song.

    I can't liiiive, if living is without Song
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    (Original post by natty_d)
    He sold my engagement ring to pay for his special tour with John Terry

    Plus, he's not marriage material, he has his fingers in too many pies tbh :no: :sexface:
    Well, it's all going to a good cause/charity (paying for his holiday to Dubai tbh) :cool: Gotta credit the boyo Tezza, the lad's got initiative.
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    (Original post by RobbieC)
    Man crush on Song.
    Massive one.


    :love:
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    (Original post by marcusmerehay)
    Check out Song in that handball picture. :rofl2:
    Hold on to your balls! Hehe.
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    (Original post by white_haired_wizard)
    I see, natty_d is the wrong sex for you. Err, do you actually have a date with him, like is it something to do with your course or your job? :confused:
    Matthew Amraliwallah is the sexiest thing since Martin Keown. Any man who Veets his face just gets me completely hard. :coma:

    Gender doesn't matter so much if it's willing tbh. Even then, after that incident in Glasgow, there could be a cause for ambiguity.

    I will continue to get this stupidly horny and blunt one suspects in the lead up to Obsession Week.
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    (Original post by Kevmeister)
    Please explain it for me, with the aid of pictures. Thanks. :sexface:
    I was hoping you were going to say "with the pictures of aids" tbh :coma:
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    (Original post by Kevmeister)
    Please explain it for me, with the aid of pictures. Thanks. :sexface:
    Errrr no :p:

    (Original post by white_haired_wizard)
    Well, it's all going to a good cause/charity (paying for his holiday to Dubai tbh) :cool: Gotta credit the boyo Tezza, the lad's got initiative.
    :rofl2:
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    Hang on, you're not getting away with that. :hmmm: You effectively called me a manwhore! :sexface:

    I'm hurt and feel abused tbfh.
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    (Original post by Hubert Poo)
    Hang on, you're not getting away with that. :hmmm: You effectively called me a manwhore! :sexface:

    I'm hurt and feel abused tbfh.
    I'd like to abuse you, in so many ways, your words are like linguistic porn. :moon:
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    (Original post by Hubert Poo)
    Hang on, you're not getting away with that. :hmmm: You effectively called me a manwhore! :sexface:

    I'm hurt and feel abused tbfh.
    You should tbh.

    How do you think I feel as you go after anything that moves?
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    (Original post by Hubert Poo)
    Hang on, you're not getting away with that. :hmmm: You effectively called me a manwhore! :sexface:

    I'm hurt and feel abused tbfh.
    Sexually abused? I hope.

    I wanna be Jim Levenstein in American Pie. Treated and abused and made to feel a complete slut.

    Anyway, off to BBC sport website to see what the fixtures are this weekend. No ****ing clue :o: Champions league next week though.

    *ejaculates.
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    Hubert came to my house and the fish stopped swimming. :fyi:
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    Sagna looks like hes going to have a one on one fight with the ball, in that picture lol

    Its like hes saying to the ball, dont you dare go into the back of the net lol
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    This is all lies. I am simply attractive to most of mankind and respond accordingly.
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    I'm planning a huge WUMMING of the Man Utd thread..whose with me:ninja:
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    They can't take crumble. Something about lactose intolerance and ****.
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    (Original post by Hubert Poo)
    This is all lies. I am simply attractive to most of mankind and respond accordingly.
    You are Mills and I am WUM :sexface:
 
 
 
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