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    You wished, Poo. I think I may just force an ultimatum and go sit in the Man Utd thread tbh.
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    (Original post by RobbieC)
    You are Mills and I am WUM :sexface:
    You, me, and a tub of Playglide, dude. Let's WUM it up like no WUM ever has.

    Manwhore indeed. Pfft.
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    (Original post by Hubert Poo)
    They can't take crumble. Something about lactose intolerance and ****.
    Your a professional WUMMER®, how do you not get NegRaped®?

    I'm posting random **** all over TSR now.
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    Linguistic pornography. So true, whatever genius came up with this succinct, pithy, description. It's the only reason I 'come' in(to) the Arsenal thread.
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    (Original post by In2deep)
    Your a professional WUMMER®, how do you not get NegRaped®?

    I'm posting random **** all over TSR now.
    Mainly because people know I'm joking. :p:

    Now and again I get a little bit, usually from peeps who haven't been around long enough to know either way and consequently have the e-penis penetrative power of a flaccidly asexual gnat. Also, perhaps, in the knowledge that if we wanted to get handbags out I would negrape back rather nastily. And we're talking prison level penetration here.

    Professional WUM and manwhore in ten minutes. How my life has changed. :cool:
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    Good lord, this society has become some sort of pseudo-porn/Arsenal soc where everyone comes....literally
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    (Original post by Barça)
    Good lord, this society has become some sort of pseudo-porn/Arsenal soc where everyone comes....literally
    :sexface: Indeed.
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    (Original post by Barça)
    Good lord, this society has become some sort of pseudo-porn/Arsenal soc where everyone comes....literally
    Dude, I meant to ask you this, even if (sadly) it's probably less Arsenal related than sexualised antibobble and contrabundlerape. Are you ever so slightly excited, perhaps erect even, at the possibility of a successful defence of the European crown . . . in Madrid?

    Oh would I dearly love to bukkake Platini's face with red and white wonderfulness at Santiago Bernabeu. It would be totally sexual. Alas, probably not.

    EDIT: Jo's about. :sexface:
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    (Original post by Barça)
    Good lord, this society has become some sort of pseudo-porn/Arsenal soc where everyone comes....literally
    You love it tbh :sexface:
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    (Original post by Barça)
    Good lord, this society has become some sort of pseudo-porn/Arsenal soc where everyone comes....literally
    Welcome barca fan. You have a lot to answer for.
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    You're all a bunch of sex pests tbh. I'd better get my virgin ass out of here before something unsavoury materializes.
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    I was just suggesting this on my Facebook page, and it's not even a joke. I get cycles of horniness around Champions League knockout ties. I suspect it's a defence mechanism against nerves.

    I want that trophy so much. It sounds terribly dark, but my family are getting older, and I want to have this dream come true before any of that changes.

    God that sounds so serious given how much mansoup has been thrown about. :indiff:
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    (Original post by Hubert Poo)
    I was just suggesting this on my Facebook page, and it's not even a joke. I get cycles of horniness around Champions League knockout ties. I suspect it's a defence mechanism against nerves.

    I want that trophy so much. It sounds terribly dark, but my family are getting older, and I want to have this dream come true before any of that changes.

    God that sounds so serious given how much mansoup has been thrown about. :indiff:
    but nerves can contribute to performance anxiety and impotence :eek:

    tbh, I wouldn't at all mind if Arsenal won the CL, particularly if they win it instead of/or before Chelsea do. The fact that Chelsea were literally 4-ish inches of erect goalpost away from winning the CL, it must play so heavily on their mind, especially Mr Chelsea's.
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    :lolwut: There's something seriously wrong with this thread...
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    That's a big reason, admittedly (though I've had heated debates with Aaron about that before :p:). For Chelsea to win it before us would be unacceptable. Absolutely unacceptable. I'm fed up of seeing us as the "nice guy" of the Champions League who does everything it wants but always gets rejected. We've fielded the best side in Europe on several previous occasions, particularly 2004, and who won it that year? The dirtiest ******* Porto side you'll ever see. I have a bit of an issue with karma on that. :indiff:

    I'm so ******* bitter about 2006 it's untrue. A man should not care this much about a ******* trophy, but hey, I do.

    I'd just be in another world if we did it.
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    (Original post by Deshi)
    :lolwut: There's something seriously wrong with this thread...
    it's full of mavericks. But yes, there's a few mental health disorders flying around the place. Worrying displays of sexual disinhibition and ideation...
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    (Original post by Hubert Poo)
    Dude, I meant to ask you this, even if (sadly) it's probably less Arsenal related than sexualised antibobble and contrabundlerape. Are you ever so slightly excited, perhaps erect even, at the possibility of a successful defence of the European crown . . . in Madrid?

    Oh would I dearly love to bukkake Platini's face with red and white wonderfulness at Santiago Bernabeu. It would be totally sexual. Alas, probably not.

    EDIT: Jo's about. :sexface:
    Stop. Just stop it right there :coma:
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    (Original post by Hubert Poo)

    Oh would I dearly love to bukkake Platini's face with red and white wonderfulness at Santiago Bernabeu.
    I opened this thread hoping to see stories of crumbles and this is what I get :lolwut:
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    Ooooo. Did I do something right Barca? :sexface:

    WHW, technically supporting Arsenal is cause for concern in and of itself. :teehee:
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    (Original post by white_haired_wizard)
    but nerves can contribute to performance anxiety and impotence :eek:

    tbh, I wouldn't at all mind if Arsenal won the CL, particularly if they win it instead of/or before Chelsea do. The fact that Chelsea were literally 4-ish inches of erect goalpost away from winning the CL, it must play so heavily on their mind, especially Mr Chelsea's.
    Mr Chelsea couldn't keep the blue ink in the pen, but to write on your best friends book? that was just wrong. tbf I would have ripped that ffrench dictionary to pieces or until my red ink had run out.
 
 
 
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