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    (Original post by Michelin Man)
    ROFLcopter. A typical Stalin response. The irony that you're applying for International Relations never fails to amuse me. :sexface:
    It would be ironic...... if Bolton were not in England

    :fyi:
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    (Original post by Panthalic)
    He's embracing the GEL approach heart and soul. He's had a John Smith pump installed in his house so he can get his pints proper on tap, none of this continental bottled lark.
    :toofunny:

    The two-footed slide to win the ball just before we won our penalty pretty much sums up what he is about these days. He is a completely different player to what he was last year. Great to have a proper leader out there and he's mainly responsible for our new-found resilience IMO.
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    Cesc did win the ball with his GEL, then he COMBED the ball into Upson's arm (who didn't get sent off for a CLEAR second bookable offence) and then WUMmed the ref into giving us the penalty. After that he SLOTTED the ball into the net and went all GEL-WUM on the crowd.

    He was ******* exhausted, sweaty mess. I'd have ******* threesomed him and Sol right there and then tbafhwy. :sexface:
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    (Original post by RobbieC)
    Cesc did win the ball with his GEL, then he COMBED the ball into Upson's arm (who didn't get sent off for a CLEAR second bookable offence) and then WUMmed the ref into giving us the penalty. After that he SLOTTED the ball into the net and went all GEL-WUM on the crowd.

    He was ******* exhausted, sweaty mess. I'd have ******* threesomed him and Sol right there and then tbafhwy. :sexface:
    Lol wut?

    Ok ok, too far with the abbreviations. I was clever and worked out WUM all by myself, but please, explain GEL and "tbafhwy":p:
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    Good English Lad.

    To be absolutely ******* honest with you.

    =

    GEL tbafhwy.
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    absolutely?

    edit : too slow
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    To be absolutely f'ing honest with you i reckon. Have i cracked the Cowlin code :awesome:

    edit- pretty much beaten to it
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    (Original post by Overmars)
    :toofunny:

    The two-footed slide to win the ball just before we won our penalty pretty much sums up what he is about these days. He is a completely different player to what he was last year. Great to have a proper leader out there and he's mainly responsible for our new-found resilience IMO.
    Thinking about it, he's been building up to this for a while. GELs do not just come into being overnight, it takes years of estate upbringing and tales of t'pits to do it. What do you think happens in the time between the innocence of childhood and full-fledged GELness? We call them chavs. I'm telling you, this time next year the metamorphosis will be complete, he'll be called Fred Fletcher and will be able to unconvincingly mime approximately half of God Save The Queen.
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    (Original post by R-KAM)
    absolutely?

    edit : too slow
    No wonder you're only vice captain of the xbox FIFA thingy.


    And vice captains are not cooler, FTR. FML. FFS.
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    (Original post by Kevmeister)
    No wonder you're only vice captain of the xbox FIFA thingy.


    And vice captains are not cooler, FTR. FML. FFS.
    Shup, bisch.

    A freakin' scouser is the captain, so I'm definately cooler tbpfhwym





    GFAG :awesome:
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    (Original post by Michelin Man)
    ROFLcopter. A typical Stalin response. The irony that you're applying for International Relations never fails to amuse me. :sexface:
    Just imagine what it'd be like if I had nuclear weapons at my disposal...

    I already have Bolton, Hull, Stoke and Wolverhampton on my crosshair.
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    (Original post by Stalin)
    Just imagine what it'd be like if I had nuclear weapons at my disposal...

    I already have Bolton, Hull, Stoke and Wolverhampton on my crosshair.
    On your crosshair?

    They should of been wiped out months ago
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    (Original post by R-KAM)
    On your crosshair?

    They should of been wiped out months ago
    If you can get your hands on any nuclear weapons that'd be great.

    I'm probably being watched by the CIA, Mi6 and Mossad right now...
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    (Original post by R-KAM)
    Shup, bisch.

    A freakin' scouser is the captain, so I'm definately cooler tbpfhwym





    GFAG :awesome:
    GFAG is my saying, you now owe me £1.

    Typical angry scotsmanboy.
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    (Original post by n1r4v)
    Yes I'm sure you do, just do it on a day where there's a north-westerly breeze.
    That wouldn't be particularly nice, after all, without Scotland you wouldn't have the manager you currently have, who has, arguably, saved you from relegation this season.
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    (Original post by Kevmeister)
    GFAG is my saying, you now owe me £1.

    Typical angry scotsmanboy.
    Not the only one to steal a saying, is he?

    KTHXBAI!
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    (Original post by Kevmeister)
    GFAG is my saying, you now owe me £1.

    Typical angry scotsmanboy.
    I'll give you it in Scottish money, since you all seem to hate that **** so much :shifty:

    Go back to FMLing, you emo
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    (Original post by Stalin)
    That wouldn't be particularly nice, after all, without Scotland you wouldn't have the manager you currently have, who has, arguably, saved you from relegation this season.
    lol wut?

    North-westerly breeze. :yes:

    I'm sure you wouldn't mind it as well
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    (Original post by RobbieC)
    Not the only one to steal a saying, is he?

    KTHXBAI!
    I've payed you royalties for using it. :huff:
 
 
 
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