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    (Original post by Singh_2)
    You know it's a night at the emirates when the atmosphere is that poor. Got to witness a sample of your favourite and only chants too, "One nil to the Arsenal", "Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal!".

    Fair play to the guy who said "! can't boo him", though.
    If we were playing a decent side, we might've bothered.
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    I have just spent an evening trying to ferment alcohol from urine. It majorly ******* failed.

    Where is Wednesday? I mean what the ****?

    fml
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    (Original post by Hubert Poo)
    I have just spent an evening trying to ferment alcohol from urine. It majorly ******* failed.

    Where is Wednesday? I mean what the ****?

    fml
    I have mastered the reverse of your reaction tbh. But I believe that your quest should begin with the extraction of your kidney (the spare), followed by some serious reverse-engineering :sexface:
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    After that I'm not sure my kidneys will be very amenable to any further kind of manipulation. It kinda just boiled off and left a white, phosphorescent froth. Talk about getting pissed. I was left disgusted and ashamed.

    I'm sure they sell that **** at Ashton Gate tbf. Far too familiar.
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    (Original post by Hubert Poo)
    After that I'm not sure my kidneys will be very amenable to any further kind of manipulation. It kinda just boiled off and left a white, phosphorescent froth. Talk about getting pissed. I was left disgusted and ashamed.

    I'm sure they sell that **** at Ashton Gate tbf. Far too familiar.
    phosphorescent froth :sexface: that is simply disgusting and outrageous. I think you should lick the hot plate until your taste buds have been singed to a plethora of stumps... Then may you use your piss as a space-age coolant :coma:

    That post was ridiculously funny. I think I might vomit into my bed to pay homage.
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    Vomiting is a very beautiful homage. I approve. :sexface:

    Please ensure some degree of projection. Dribbling is so unattractive.
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    I don't know what to make of the Arsenal soc anymore, especially when Hubert and RobbieC are in full flow.

    Delightfully degenerate digressions :sexface:
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    (Original post by Hubert Poo)
    Vomiting is a very beautiful homage. I approve. :sexface:

    Please ensure some degree of projection. Dribbling is so unattractive.
    I will dribble on the pillow... and smear the carotty chunks into my hair so it crusts for morning.

    The gentle scent of acidic milkiness will haunt my dreams :sexface:
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    Crusty carrot chunks. Ah, never has Perry Groves been so delicious.
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    (Original post by Sephirona)
    I'd much rather have carlton cole to be honest.
    The hell negged for saying this? :rolleyes:

    *Is looking at kevmeister*
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    Seph, believe what you will..... :indiff:
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    (Original post by Kevmeister)
    Seph, believe what you will..... :indiff:
    Hardly doing much to clear his doubts tbfh :dry:
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    :holmes: I might sub myself just for this. :holmes:
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    Teams for tonight:

    Chelsea: Rhys Taylor, Nana Ofori-Twumasi, Carl Magnay, Kenny Strickland, Ben Gordon, Liam Bridcutt, Daniel Philliskirk, Nemanja Matic, Jacob Mellis, Gael Kakuta, Fabio Borini.
    Subs: Jan Sebek, Nikki Ahamed, Anton Rodgers George Saville, Bobby Devyne.

    Arsenal: James Shea, Francis Coquelin, Cedric Evina, Craig Eastmond, Luke Ayling (c), Ignasi Miquel, Nacer Barazite, Emmanuel Frimpong, Jay Thomas, Gilles Sunu, Conor Henderson.
    Subs: Nico Yennaris, James Dunn, Luke Freeman, Roarie Deacon, Sam Byles.

    Weak at CB, saving Bruma for FAYC on Wednesday along with a few others of our better players.
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    Nah 3-2 to us, goals from Kakuta and Borini x2.
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    Borini sounds like a cheap cocktail. No goalz for him plz. :facepalm2:
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    he'z too gd, soz.
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    :afraid:

    Everytime I have the misfortune of opening this thread it's like a bukkake frenzy. Pure filth, every last one of you.
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    My, you are a charmer.
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    (Original post by RobbieC)
    Hardly doing much to clear his doubts tbfh :dry:
    If he [?] believes that I actually care what players he suggests for the Arsenal squad then there's something amiss, tbh.
 
 
 
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